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is that what this feeling is?
May 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
is that what this feeling is?
a random man asked me if I was military, I said “what gave it away, my birkenstocks?”
October 23, 2023 at 3:28 PM
a random man asked me if I was military, I said “what gave it away, my birkenstocks?”
my gramma followed me on threads and that was the end of that
July 10, 2023 at 4:48 PM
my gramma followed me on threads and that was the end of that
can’t believe i forgot my headphones and i’m just raw-dogging this workout
June 29, 2023 at 11:30 AM
can’t believe i forgot my headphones and i’m just raw-dogging this workout
the GA4 countdown clock is such a bully
June 22, 2023 at 3:17 PM
the GA4 countdown clock is such a bully
1 year ago i had to put a dog down, so i switched to iphone as a distraction (after 10+ years on android)
now i am fully immersed in apple products and i’m afraid i could never go back. my PC just sits there collecting dust while my mac gets all the attention
now i am fully immersed in apple products and i’m afraid i could never go back. my PC just sits there collecting dust while my mac gets all the attention
June 16, 2023 at 8:26 PM
1 year ago i had to put a dog down, so i switched to iphone as a distraction (after 10+ years on android)
now i am fully immersed in apple products and i’m afraid i could never go back. my PC just sits there collecting dust while my mac gets all the attention
now i am fully immersed in apple products and i’m afraid i could never go back. my PC just sits there collecting dust while my mac gets all the attention
new job says no email or slack on my personal devices, okay, so what am i supposed to do between sets at the gym?
June 13, 2023 at 10:54 AM
new job says no email or slack on my personal devices, okay, so what am i supposed to do between sets at the gym?
i haven’t been this excited to start a new job since i had my first job
June 12, 2023 at 12:05 AM
i haven’t been this excited to start a new job since i had my first job
training my replacement and trying not to let him know how toxic the environment is
June 5, 2023 at 6:00 PM
training my replacement and trying not to let him know how toxic the environment is
delighted and elated to announce my resignation from this toxic ass workplace 😅
June 1, 2023 at 11:10 AM
delighted and elated to announce my resignation from this toxic ass workplace 😅
liquid IV <<< pickle juice
May 26, 2023 at 3:10 PM
liquid IV <<< pickle juice
happy 3-day weekend eve
May 26, 2023 at 2:48 PM
happy 3-day weekend eve
lost 1 of my dogs for 45 minutes. drove all around the neighborhood and my city only to find he locked himself in the guest bathroom…
👏THIS👏IS👏WHY👏YOU👏DONT👏DRINK👏FROM👏THE👏TOILET👏
👏THIS👏IS👏WHY👏YOU👏DONT👏DRINK👏FROM👏THE👏TOILET👏
May 24, 2023 at 11:50 PM
lost 1 of my dogs for 45 minutes. drove all around the neighborhood and my city only to find he locked himself in the guest bathroom…
👏THIS👏IS👏WHY👏YOU👏DONT👏DRINK👏FROM👏THE👏TOILET👏
👏THIS👏IS👏WHY👏YOU👏DONT👏DRINK👏FROM👏THE👏TOILET👏
my favorite photo the dog sitter sent while i was on vacation. i used to have grass 😭
May 23, 2023 at 2:27 PM
my favorite photo the dog sitter sent while i was on vacation. i used to have grass 😭
came back from vacation to 213 emails. it’s not even 3pm and i’m at 116 let’s goooo
May 22, 2023 at 6:59 PM
came back from vacation to 213 emails. it’s not even 3pm and i’m at 116 let’s goooo
why is this cup so slutty
May 17, 2023 at 5:35 PM
why is this cup so slutty
is it acceptable to “notify anyway” if it’s 6:45pm and i need a haircut?
May 10, 2023 at 10:45 PM
is it acceptable to “notify anyway” if it’s 6:45pm and i need a haircut?
searched “make the logo bigger” in my inbox and the number of results convinced me i am officially a real marketing professional
May 9, 2023 at 5:38 PM
searched “make the logo bigger” in my inbox and the number of results convinced me i am officially a real marketing professional
is it still quiet quitting if they told everyone they’re quiet quitting?
May 8, 2023 at 4:18 PM
is it still quiet quitting if they told everyone they’re quiet quitting?
my wife has been out of town for 1 week and i’ve eaten 2 whole watermelons
May 5, 2023 at 2:40 PM
my wife has been out of town for 1 week and i’ve eaten 2 whole watermelons
i’m very okay with the lack of videos of white kits fighting and calling each other the n word on this app
May 3, 2023 at 7:52 PM
i’m very okay with the lack of videos of white kits fighting and calling each other the n word on this app
where do you draw the line between meticulous dieting and an eating disorder?
May 2, 2023 at 1:05 PM
where do you draw the line between meticulous dieting and an eating disorder?
one of my clients insists on printing out content and hand-writing the edits. i wouldn’t care so much if she knew how to properly scan them back into a pdf instead of taking photos with a potato and uploading them upside-down and out of order
April 27, 2023 at 1:50 PM
one of my clients insists on printing out content and hand-writing the edits. i wouldn’t care so much if she knew how to properly scan them back into a pdf instead of taking photos with a potato and uploading them upside-down and out of order