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The Don. The Jay. The Trump.
@donjay.bsky.social
Blue Sky Resident Parody of True Crime President Parody. SAD! But JOBS!!!
They are eating the frogs!
December 8, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I appoint myself a pint
a guinness glass with a happy st patrick 's day snapchat
ALT: a guinness glass with a happy st patrick 's day snapchat
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I hereby appoint a point as pointy Head of appointments. Point.
November 29, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I hereby appoint a clown as Head of Ministry of Art
a clown in a white mask is talking on a cell phone .
ALT: a clown in a white mask is talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 10:15 AM
Good X Bad X
November 23, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I hereby appoint Aiden Pearce as Head of the Ministry of Cyber Security
November 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I hereby appoint Donald Duck as Head of the Ministry of Aviation
November 22, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Some people you can rip off, others you can’t even get rid of.
November 20, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Fake news! You can’t tell whilst drowning. Even a trump knows that
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Why has @thetweetofgod.bsky.social more followers than me!? Damn you evangelical fanatics!!!
November 17, 2024 at 4:01 PM
When daddy bought you fries but you know he still hates you
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Make
Abysmal
Gastrointestinal
Anomalies
November 17, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Make
Abominations
Go
Away
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Untrue!
I chose Rabban Harkonnen!
November 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
November 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Not if you’re Republican. In that case, you’re lacking both.
November 10, 2024 at 11:26 PM
The Count The Barron

🤝 Both to be stopped
November 9, 2024 at 2:49 PM
To my fellow Americans:
Fuck You. Fuck, fuck, fuck fuckfuckfuck fuckiddy FUCK YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC FUCKS
November 6, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Rudi Giuliani made some real progress. HAWT!!!
November 7, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Ivanka never looked greater
November 6, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Now there we go.
JOBS!!!
November 6, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Why aren’t any fanatic evangelicals following me already
November 6, 2023 at 5:27 PM
We need more Mortal Kombat here RIGHT NOW
October 21, 2023 at 1:43 PM
I would like myself some invite codes per Mar-a-lago
October 17, 2023 at 4:27 AM
🎶 THE SKY IS BLUE
AND ALL THE LEAFS ARE GREEN 🎶
October 16, 2023 at 1:25 PM