they say money is the root of all evil and baby i’m morally sound
January 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
they say money is the root of all evil and baby i’m morally sound
for the new year i want world peace and a harem of beautiful men around me at all times 😍 they can take shifts okay don’t call osha
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
for the new year i want world peace and a harem of beautiful men around me at all times 😍 they can take shifts okay don’t call osha
insider trading sounds sooo fun. like yes let’s make this bet except i know i’m gonna win. heeheehoohoo
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
insider trading sounds sooo fun. like yes let’s make this bet except i know i’m gonna win. heeheehoohoo
sorry i haven’t been very funny lately. ho ho ho jingle my balls or whatever
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
sorry i haven’t been very funny lately. ho ho ho jingle my balls or whatever
christmas is a ploy by Big Santa to sell you more Consumerism
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
christmas is a ploy by Big Santa to sell you more Consumerism
bitches who say “modern art is dead” a. have no idea what modern art is, b. wouldn’t know it if they saw it, and c. won’t see it anyway because they don’t actually gaf about creativity or creatives
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
bitches who say “modern art is dead” a. have no idea what modern art is, b. wouldn’t know it if they saw it, and c. won’t see it anyway because they don’t actually gaf about creativity or creatives
one thing’s been true of jane remover her whole career: this bitch loves some spooky lil sounds
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
one thing’s been true of jane remover her whole career: this bitch loves some spooky lil sounds
oh to be ravaged by the wiggles (the purple one in particular in case you were wondering)
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
oh to be ravaged by the wiggles (the purple one in particular in case you were wondering)
i feel like cookie monster would be a voracious lover. he’d know how to eat that thang sloppy style
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i feel like cookie monster would be a voracious lover. he’d know how to eat that thang sloppy style
getting freaky with an irish muppet call that oscar wilde
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
getting freaky with an irish muppet call that oscar wilde
anyone still listening to chris brown in the big 25 should have their music privileges revoked. he’s not only an abuser but bootycheeks at making tunes. yawn. jail him & move on
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
anyone still listening to chris brown in the big 25 should have their music privileges revoked. he’s not only an abuser but bootycheeks at making tunes. yawn. jail him & move on
male rap fans will hate cardi b for her criminal past but gladly put on carti & chris brown. make it make sense (it’s misogynoir)
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
male rap fans will hate cardi b for her criminal past but gladly put on carti & chris brown. make it make sense (it’s misogynoir)
peraltiago being a canon ship that seems so fanon. like yeah sure this lil white twink is submissive and masochistic for his girlboss latina ocd wife. for whom he quits his job and becomes a sahd. while she gets promoted. what in the woke hell (complimentary) #brooklyn99
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
peraltiago being a canon ship that seems so fanon. like yeah sure this lil white twink is submissive and masochistic for his girlboss latina ocd wife. for whom he quits his job and becomes a sahd. while she gets promoted. what in the woke hell (complimentary) #brooklyn99
porter robinson? haha i hardly know her robinson
porter robinson? why’s he robbing son?
porter robinson? rob’s in son? who’s rob? is this consensu
porter robinson? why’s he robbing son?
porter robinson? rob’s in son? who’s rob? is this consensu
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
porter robinson? haha i hardly know her robinson
porter robinson? why’s he robbing son?
porter robinson? rob’s in son? who’s rob? is this consensu
porter robinson? why’s he robbing son?
porter robinson? rob’s in son? who’s rob? is this consensu
you actually like mk.gee? you mean the guy who made “emo girl” and fucked megan fox? whatever you say buddy…
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
you actually like mk.gee? you mean the guy who made “emo girl” and fucked megan fox? whatever you say buddy…
call plankton ninajirachi way he’s fucking his computer
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
call plankton ninajirachi way he’s fucking his computer
she’s blue for an AMAZING reason #magdalenabay
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
she’s blue for an AMAZING reason #magdalenabay
joey valence & brae is brat era charli xcx for little guys who scurry instead of walk
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
joey valence & brae is brat era charli xcx for little guys who scurry instead of walk
me: i love chicken fingers
kid named fingers:
kid named fingers:
October 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
me: i love chicken fingers
kid named fingers:
kid named fingers:
you know what, indie boy? fuck you *uncamerons your winter*
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
you know what, indie boy? fuck you *uncamerons your winter*
noah from total drama was bi btw. i know it in my nuts
August 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
noah from total drama was bi btw. i know it in my nuts
bluesky? uh yeah sure hope it is
August 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
bluesky? uh yeah sure hope it is
the green m&m and the brown m&m are wlw for each other i just know it… brown is the office siren serving breadwinner cunt… green is the femme model diva also serving cunt… it all just works
August 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
the green m&m and the brown m&m are wlw for each other i just know it… brown is the office siren serving breadwinner cunt… green is the femme model diva also serving cunt… it all just works
they say any press is good press, and brother, i’m a panini
August 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
they say any press is good press, and brother, i’m a panini
pinkpantheress and glaive should team up… make the stankiest lil 1:29 track anyone’s ever heard
August 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
pinkpantheress and glaive should team up… make the stankiest lil 1:29 track anyone’s ever heard