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My username is from singing along to Guilty Conscience by Eminem in the shower today and messing up a lyric and I thought it was really funny. "No, but I seen a porno with Don Doobiest!
Recent activity #Letterboxd 2026 not off to a great start
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Recent activity #Letterboxd 2026 not off to a great start
I bought a DC Playmobile Kinder Surprise and got... Black Adam. I had to look it up I thought it was Mobius ☺️
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I bought a DC Playmobile Kinder Surprise and got... Black Adam. I had to look it up I thought it was Mobius ☺️
My friend who introduced me to Ween really doesn't like Monique the Freak as they feel it's just a worse retread of Voodoo Lady. And I gotta disagree.
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
My friend who introduced me to Ween really doesn't like Monique the Freak as they feel it's just a worse retread of Voodoo Lady. And I gotta disagree.
This is the kinda kitty *I* want. I'd name them Columbo because again, it's a really fun name to say.
Been a rough week so searched our photos for me being a cutie patootie. So here I am chomping on a catnip Mousie while showing off mine floofy belly😸 Let's get some good rest tonight pals. Need to be ready for #Caturday mischief. Love you all. Big hug from my family 💤💙💤
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
This is the kinda kitty *I* want. I'd name them Columbo because again, it's a really fun name to say.
Shoutout to all the Middle Eastern barbers. They work quick and don't talk too much if you don't wanna.
January 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Shoutout to all the Middle Eastern barbers. They work quick and don't talk too much if you don't wanna.
Did you hear about the plain bagels?
They're flying off the shelf
They're flying off the shelf
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Did you hear about the plain bagels?
They're flying off the shelf
They're flying off the shelf
To fit the rhyme scheme Marshall says "dildoos" instead of dildos and it makes me laugh every single time.
youtu.be/D1I1x2pYMK0?...
youtu.be/D1I1x2pYMK0?...
Kill You
YouTube video by Eminem - Topic
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January 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
To fit the rhyme scheme Marshall says "dildoos" instead of dildos and it makes me laugh every single time.
youtu.be/D1I1x2pYMK0?...
youtu.be/D1I1x2pYMK0?...
Not only is Columbo is a great show it's also really funny to say. CO-LUM-BOW!
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Not only is Columbo is a great show it's also really funny to say. CO-LUM-BOW!
That apple corer you have works even better on Bartlett pears 😜
January 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
That apple corer you have works even better on Bartlett pears 😜
Rhyming "Her husband got a job at a roller rink" with "He tried to pick up chicks, but he had a little dink" is inspired also there's the riff from Led Zeppelin's Rock and Roll thrown in there too
youtu.be/heFgJ0zETQU?...
youtu.be/heFgJ0zETQU?...
Stupid World
YouTube video by Dayglo Abortions - Topic
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Rhyming "Her husband got a job at a roller rink" with "He tried to pick up chicks, but he had a little dink" is inspired also there's the riff from Led Zeppelin's Rock and Roll thrown in there too
youtu.be/heFgJ0zETQU?...
youtu.be/heFgJ0zETQU?...
I can't take Hailee Steinfeld as an adult actor seriously. I just see her as the precocious kid from the True Grit remake. I also looked up it for precocious means. I was totally using it incorrectly in the past.
January 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I can't take Hailee Steinfeld as an adult actor seriously. I just see her as the precocious kid from the True Grit remake. I also looked up it for precocious means. I was totally using it incorrectly in the past.
Don't let it's use in shitty Adam Sandler comedies take away from the fact that Let My Love Open the Door by Pete Townshend is a great song!
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Don't let it's use in shitty Adam Sandler comedies take away from the fact that Let My Love Open the Door by Pete Townshend is a great song!
I watched Sinners last night and the only thing I really got from it is saying the title like Superintendent Chalmers says Skinner.
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I watched Sinners last night and the only thing I really got from it is saying the title like Superintendent Chalmers says Skinner.
Trying to cut back on my pot use this year as I think it's kinda stunted me in life in some ways. I ate some gummies to take the edge off today but I think I just enjoy the act of smoking. Inhaling warm smoke feels good.
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Trying to cut back on my pot use this year as I think it's kinda stunted me in life in some ways. I ate some gummies to take the edge off today but I think I just enjoy the act of smoking. Inhaling warm smoke feels good.
Was porn parodies of popular movies ever a real thing or just something writers could get a quick joke out of? We don't seem to do it anymore. This post was inspired by watching One Battle After Another and mentally calling it One Butthole After Another
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Was porn parodies of popular movies ever a real thing or just something writers could get a quick joke out of? We don't seem to do it anymore. This post was inspired by watching One Battle After Another and mentally calling it One Butthole After Another
Looks at bookshelf, "is this the year I read Alan Moore's Jerusalem?"
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a man in a yellow striped shirt and tie is smiling in front of a poster for the lord of the rings
ALT: a man in a yellow striped shirt and tie is smiling in front of a poster for the lord of the rings
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Looks at bookshelf, "is this the year I read Alan Moore's Jerusalem?"
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Possible controversial opinion: Reepicheep is annoying
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Possible controversial opinion: Reepicheep is annoying
I miss Norm Macdonald.
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I miss Norm Macdonald.
A coworker started a conversation with "ChatGPT told me" and my opinion of them immediately fell off a fucking cliff
Is "ChatGPT told me" the new "I saw on Facebook"
Is "ChatGPT told me" the new "I saw on Facebook"
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A coworker started a conversation with "ChatGPT told me" and my opinion of them immediately fell off a fucking cliff
Is "ChatGPT told me" the new "I saw on Facebook"
Is "ChatGPT told me" the new "I saw on Facebook"
youtu.be/OF4dzXYzQPI?... still can't decide if this Austin Powers scene and/or song is good. The use of obvious green screen is bad and really cheap. Mike Myers has no flow. But at the same time it's fun and Tommy Lister Jr. shows up for a line
Austin Powers in Goldmember- Dr Evil Jail Rap Hard Knock Life HD
YouTube video by dedlier
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
youtu.be/OF4dzXYzQPI?... still can't decide if this Austin Powers scene and/or song is good. The use of obvious green screen is bad and really cheap. Mike Myers has no flow. But at the same time it's fun and Tommy Lister Jr. shows up for a line
It's been too long since the last season of #StrangerThings, and the kids aren't kids, and not releasing it all in one go, and I heard the episodes are all really long, and the ending of season 4 was very ass...
#ITYSL
Watching #WakeUpDeadMan
#ITYSL
Watching #WakeUpDeadMan
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's been too long since the last season of #StrangerThings, and the kids aren't kids, and not releasing it all in one go, and I heard the episodes are all really long, and the ending of season 4 was very ass...
#ITYSL
Watching #WakeUpDeadMan
#ITYSL
Watching #WakeUpDeadMan
I got myself a bottle of Encre Noire Lalique for myself for Christmas as my Cypress & Vetiver Proraso bottle was running low. I'm really happy with it. I've had bad luck buying cologne online (Stetson 🤢) but this stuff hits it out of the park.
December 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I got myself a bottle of Encre Noire Lalique for myself for Christmas as my Cypress & Vetiver Proraso bottle was running low. I'm really happy with it. I've had bad luck buying cologne online (Stetson 🤢) but this stuff hits it out of the park.
90% of the reason is the consumer grade camera it was shot on and the no budget BUT Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime music video is really sinister and creepy.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
90% of the reason is the consumer grade camera it was shot on and the no budget BUT Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime music video is really sinister and creepy.
90% of the reason is the consumer grade camera it was shot on and the no budget BUT Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime music video is really sinister and creepy.
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
90% of the reason is the consumer grade camera it was shot on and the no budget BUT Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmastime music video is really sinister and creepy.
Processed chicken farts are the worst!
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Processed chicken farts are the worst!