Hearing Dear Leader Trump is preparing an executive order renaming English to the American Language and Arabic numerals into American Numerals. 'Bout time!
Both systems were invented by child prodigy Donald in America after all

Greater guile hath no man than he who threatens his friends and maligns his allies

Donald 6:53

For I have come to set ally against ally, neighbor against neighbour, and friend against friend.

Donald 3:18

Our movement is actually easy to understand:

Whatever makes you sad makes us happy

Whenever a situation calls for class we are crass

We replace decency with baseness

Whatever the accepted wisdom is or expertise says we think the opposite

We never accept fault, show mercy or apologize

M A G A

You have heard it said, suffer the little children to come unto me, but I tell you, let the little children suffer. Especially illegals!

- Donald 2:37

Consider the lilies of the field, they do not labor or spin—the lazy bastards! There will be no freeloading vegetation on my watch!

-Donald 5:40

For though his ear was grazed, it was raised again on the third day. And Lo! there was neither scar, nor scratch, nor mark of any kind!

-Donald 10:31

Just then a man came up to Donald and asked, "Master, what must I do to become based?"

Donald answered, "If you want to become based, go, sell your possessions and buy my shitcoins."

-Donald 16:21

"And behold, I shall be your President always, even unto the end of democracy"
-Donald 13:33