Donald J Trump Parody
@donaldotrump.bsky.social
My name is Donald J Trump, I am a convicted felon and rapist. Somehow I convinced more than half of all American voters to pick me. Now I will destroy them and you to please my ego
Two people who endorsed me fighting. Thank you Tyson and Paul
November 16, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Two people who endorsed me fighting. Thank you Tyson and Paul
I just passed the 76 million vote level ! First Republican to ever do it. Thank you Starlink
November 15, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I just passed the 76 million vote level ! First Republican to ever do it. Thank you Starlink
Sorry folks, can't release the Epstein files.
November 15, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Sorry folks, can't release the Epstein files.
With my pick of RFK jr, I will ensure all Americans are as healthy as I am.
November 15, 2024 at 6:19 AM
With my pick of RFK jr, I will ensure all Americans are as healthy as I am.
I won and didn't even need votes.
November 15, 2024 at 3:11 AM
I won and didn't even need votes.
Am I Trending yet ?
November 15, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Am I Trending yet ?
If I go to jail in the coming weeks I promise to serve honorably from inside the cell
November 14, 2024 at 2:40 AM
If I go to jail in the coming weeks I promise to serve honorably from inside the cell
This is Matt Gaetz ! Welcome him on board.
November 13, 2024 at 9:20 PM
This is Matt Gaetz ! Welcome him on board.
Announcing Matt Gatez as Attorney General. This is a great man with lots of experience.
He was the subject of a Federal Investigation into Sex Trafficking Allegations, House Ethics Committee Investigation, and a Civil Defamation Lawsuit.
He was the subject of a Federal Investigation into Sex Trafficking Allegations, House Ethics Committee Investigation, and a Civil Defamation Lawsuit.
November 13, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Announcing Matt Gatez as Attorney General. This is a great man with lots of experience.
He was the subject of a Federal Investigation into Sex Trafficking Allegations, House Ethics Committee Investigation, and a Civil Defamation Lawsuit.
He was the subject of a Federal Investigation into Sex Trafficking Allegations, House Ethics Committee Investigation, and a Civil Defamation Lawsuit.
I am assembling a formidable team to ensure the USA is never the same again.
November 13, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I am assembling a formidable team to ensure the USA is never the same again.
I can't believe they fell for it. 😂 😂
November 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I can't believe they fell for it. 😂 😂
Why do women hate me? I will end women's suffrage on day one. Who could be pro women suffering? Crazy
November 12, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Why do women hate me? I will end women's suffrage on day one. Who could be pro women suffering? Crazy
Why do I feel so much more relaxed here. Almost zero toxicity.
November 12, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Why do I feel so much more relaxed here. Almost zero toxicity.
I love that man
November 12, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I love that man
For some reason I am the most hated man in America, for this reason I need extra protection and I will make a podcaster the head of my secret service. Dan Bongino welcome
November 12, 2024 at 8:42 PM
For some reason I am the most hated man in America, for this reason I need extra protection and I will make a podcaster the head of my secret service. Dan Bongino welcome
When I said we didn't need votes I meant it. We had starlink! Thank God for starlink, it really helped a lot.
November 12, 2024 at 8:39 PM
When I said we didn't need votes I meant it. We had starlink! Thank God for starlink, it really helped a lot.
I am putting together the ultimate team, together we will defeat democracy!
November 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I am putting together the ultimate team, together we will defeat democracy!
China won't pay my tariffs, the people who shop at Walmart will pay them.
November 12, 2024 at 8:26 PM
China won't pay my tariffs, the people who shop at Walmart will pay them.
My name is Donald J Trump, I am a convicted felon and rapist. Somehow I convinced more than half of all American voters to pick me. Now I will destroy them and you to please me ego
November 12, 2024 at 8:18 PM
My name is Donald J Trump, I am a convicted felon and rapist. Somehow I convinced more than half of all American voters to pick me. Now I will destroy them and you to please me ego
Good morning, please WELCOME me here. See my profile for a little about me. I will make this platform great again. Together we can leave the toxic X behind and forge a new path.
November 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Good morning, please WELCOME me here. See my profile for a little about me. I will make this platform great again. Together we can leave the toxic X behind and forge a new path.