Is Tesla buried next to Ivanna?
Asking because I like to be efficient when visiting the cemetery and playing golf.

I believe the term is “professional alcoholic.”

At what point is every American citizen going to realize we are all E. Jean Carroll in the fitting room at Bergdorf Goodman?

As long as DonOld isn’t murdering or raping anyone Republicans know personally, they are fine with it.

Just like the vast majority of Germans were with Hitler.

Now the DOE has been disbanded, DonOld is seen ordering school children to begin working harvesting crops and cleaning hotel rooms by his executive order. He was quoted as stating, "this order will not only expand the prosperity of our nation, it will provide tremendous educations for our children."

Looks like Fetteman has been bought.

Probably at a wholesale price.

Good luck building anything without lumber or steel DonOld.

"Immigration" = pushing White Supremacy agenda

Such as sending a flock of Canadian Geese to attack DonOld and his guests at Mar-a-Lago?

Well it definitely isn't Mommie Dearests first time at the rodeo. She knows how to f _ _ k with the fellas.

You missed the launch of the new vodka.

It is all going to be alright . . .

Elon has a plan to use AI to solve all these issues. Right after he has fixed Twitter, gotten his cars to stop catching on fire, and prevented his rockets from exploding after launch.

Everything will be . . . just . . . fine.

More liquor for Red States to consume now they no longer have food stamps, Medicare, Medicaid, or Social Security.

Why would a man as ancient as DonOld care about a climate he is never going to live long enough to enjoy?

When one has as much disposable income like Elon, why not buy cars in a six pack? That way there are always enough spares on hand when the eventuality of one of them catches on fire.

Apartheid Apricot

I love a strong, intelligent, capable woman in charge.

In all honesty . . .

DonOld has spent his entire life working on being the biggest possible asshole in the entire world.

Pity DonOld's grand father isn't still alive to provide him prostitutes who were at least of the age of consent.