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Just another FERN
@donaldjordanfern.bsky.social
he/him. Burned out F'n ER nurse. Harm reduction advocate. EKG nerd, US IV specialist. Everyone deserves safety and shelter.
The elusive fifth pressor
#medsky #ERnurse #nursesky
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For the safety of all men who galavant around their residence naked, please stop making random things that may accidentally get stuck in their rectums.
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Great turnout at the #nokings protest in Saint Petersburg, Florida. First pic is my sign, courtesy of Felinious Hops, a local business. There was a ton of great energy and lots of support from drivers passing by-and several middle fingers that were wildly outnumbered.
It was a good day.
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Gravy and his splootloaf ™️ approve.
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Apparently, someone donated a nap bomb while I wasn't looking.
April 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They won't even let you login now to check your 401k.
April 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
They're so close to getting it that the cognitive dissonance must physically hurt them.
March 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Heater is an excellent cat name. Hope her pancreatitis clears up without complications. Healing thoughts from Gravy to get well.
March 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Cat picture doomscrolling intervention:

Gravy is a stage 5 clinger who is annoyed that I've interrupted his dad time to dare to take a picture.
March 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sake bombs while my daughter has a girl's night with her school friends.
March 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
March 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
They didn't like my suggestion, either
March 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Need a doomscrolling break? Here's Gravy getting a snoozle after establishing a cease fire with the opposition. Darwin and Romeo are on guard for another border incursion, if needed.
February 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
A couple of my favorites 😂
January 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Fourth time in my career of being assaulted by a patient or family member in the ER.

I'm getting too old for this.
January 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Any new or updated info on BTMPS? Saw a few mentions about it a month or two ago but nothing since.
December 29, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I have a similar model
December 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Oops, found another one
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I've had enough already
November 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Uh oh, guess they're going to leak the Gaetz report- because they're blaming it on a "hacker"🙄
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
It feels weird, living through a dystopian novel, but here we are.
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Samesies, random person.
September 19, 2023 at 9:27 PM