Just another FERN
@donaldjordanfern.bsky.social
he/him. Burned out F'n ER nurse. Harm reduction advocate. EKG nerd, US IV specialist. Everyone deserves safety and shelter.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
For the safety of all men who galavant around their residence naked, please stop making random things that may accidentally get stuck in their rectums.
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
For the safety of all men who galavant around their residence naked, please stop making random things that may accidentally get stuck in their rectums.
Great turnout at the #nokings protest in Saint Petersburg, Florida. First pic is my sign, courtesy of Felinious Hops, a local business. There was a ton of great energy and lots of support from drivers passing by-and several middle fingers that were wildly outnumbered.
It was a good day.
It was a good day.
October 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Great turnout at the #nokings protest in Saint Petersburg, Florida. First pic is my sign, courtesy of Felinious Hops, a local business. There was a ton of great energy and lots of support from drivers passing by-and several middle fingers that were wildly outnumbered.
It was a good day.
It was a good day.
Gravy and his splootloaf ™️ approve.
May 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Gravy and his splootloaf ™️ approve.
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The average American has three friends
Apparently, someone donated a nap bomb while I wasn't looking.
April 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Apparently, someone donated a nap bomb while I wasn't looking.
They won't even let you login now to check your 401k.
April 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
They won't even let you login now to check your 401k.
They're so close to getting it that the cognitive dissonance must physically hurt them.
March 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They're so close to getting it that the cognitive dissonance must physically hurt them.
Heater is an excellent cat name. Hope her pancreatitis clears up without complications. Healing thoughts from Gravy to get well.
March 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Heater is an excellent cat name. Hope her pancreatitis clears up without complications. Healing thoughts from Gravy to get well.
Cat picture doomscrolling intervention:
Gravy is a stage 5 clinger who is annoyed that I've interrupted his dad time to dare to take a picture.
Gravy is a stage 5 clinger who is annoyed that I've interrupted his dad time to dare to take a picture.
March 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Cat picture doomscrolling intervention:
Gravy is a stage 5 clinger who is annoyed that I've interrupted his dad time to dare to take a picture.
Gravy is a stage 5 clinger who is annoyed that I've interrupted his dad time to dare to take a picture.
Sake bombs while my daughter has a girl's night with her school friends.
March 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sake bombs while my daughter has a girl's night with her school friends.
They didn't like my suggestion, either
March 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
They didn't like my suggestion, either
Need a doomscrolling break? Here's Gravy getting a snoozle after establishing a cease fire with the opposition. Darwin and Romeo are on guard for another border incursion, if needed.
February 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Need a doomscrolling break? Here's Gravy getting a snoozle after establishing a cease fire with the opposition. Darwin and Romeo are on guard for another border incursion, if needed.
A couple of my favorites 😂
January 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A couple of my favorites 😂
Fourth time in my career of being assaulted by a patient or family member in the ER.
I'm getting too old for this.
I'm getting too old for this.
January 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Fourth time in my career of being assaulted by a patient or family member in the ER.
I'm getting too old for this.
I'm getting too old for this.
Any new or updated info on BTMPS? Saw a few mentions about it a month or two ago but nothing since.
December 29, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Any new or updated info on BTMPS? Saw a few mentions about it a month or two ago but nothing since.
I have a similar model
December 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM
I have a similar model
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
November 28, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
Oops, found another one
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Oops, found another one
I've had enough already
November 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I've had enough already
Uh oh, guess they're going to leak the Gaetz report- because they're blaming it on a "hacker"🙄
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Uh oh, guess they're going to leak the Gaetz report- because they're blaming it on a "hacker"🙄
It feels weird, living through a dystopian novel, but here we are.
November 19, 2024 at 5:08 PM
It feels weird, living through a dystopian novel, but here we are.
Samesies, random person.
September 19, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Samesies, random person.