The awkwardness felt when someone sings you happy birthday needs to be studied, along with the looks you share with the chosen few who also feel awkward but sing along since it’d be weird if they wouldn’t, so they just look at you like “I’m sorry you gotta go through this”

Was he on drugs when he tweeted that or is the brain damage permanent

My ultimate answer to which unit of temperature I use is: all three depending on the situation, C for cooking, F for weather, Kelvin for everything else.

Maximizes confusion and unpracticality.

why so mysterious

now we all do know

Omg puppy

When did you start working out?

very based, get them idiots

Each pile of organized mess has an unknown threshold, once you pass the threshold everything collapses into unorganized mess no one will ever organize again and I feel like this table is pushing it

what is going on on that table ohmygod

How else am I supposed to satisfy my need for physical contact other than hugging a large shark plush?

I was more than correct…