Dan Voltaire
@dominustempori.bsky.social
39 yo sciencey gay • lefty • orchid addict • data monkey • Bristol UK
Religious views: Eurovision • the Metric System
He/Him
Often in tandem with @joedunckley.bsky.social
Occasionally found in 🇵🇹 flavour.
Religious views: Eurovision • the Metric System
He/Him
Often in tandem with @joedunckley.bsky.social
Occasionally found in 🇵🇹 flavour.
Why does absolutely everything have to be clickbait nowadays?! I'm tired.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Why does absolutely everything have to be clickbait nowadays?! I'm tired.
She'd only say this if she's expecting it to be shit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
She'd only say this if she's expecting it to be shit.
Can't read my, can't read my
No, you can't read my Popey face
(Jesus got me like nobody)
No, you can't read my Popey face
(Jesus got me like nobody)
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Can't read my, can't read my
No, you can't read my Popey face
(Jesus got me like nobody)
No, you can't read my Popey face
(Jesus got me like nobody)
Mamaaaaa, just killed a man.
Put my gun against his head,
pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Put my gun against his head,
pulled my trigger now he's dead.
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Mamaaaaa, just killed a man.
Put my gun against his head,
pulled my trigger now he's dead.
Put my gun against his head,
pulled my trigger now he's dead.
I don't think I've read anything more hipster in my life.
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I don't think I've read anything more hipster in my life.
That's enough internet for today.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
That's enough internet for today.
But if we make Starbucks pay tax then *our party won't get any money from them*.
This is what people who complain about businesses leaving really mean, and why no-one will ever properly tackle it.
This is what people who complain about businesses leaving really mean, and why no-one will ever properly tackle it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
But if we make Starbucks pay tax then *our party won't get any money from them*.
This is what people who complain about businesses leaving really mean, and why no-one will ever properly tackle it.
This is what people who complain about businesses leaving really mean, and why no-one will ever properly tackle it.
When the morning coffee hits just right ☕😌
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
When the morning coffee hits just right ☕😌
Pay me like a film star, then I might dress like a film star? MMKAY?
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pay me like a film star, then I might dress like a film star? MMKAY?
So why the fuck does what industry says trump what scientists say? Oh, right, the money.
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
So why the fuck does what industry says trump what scientists say? Oh, right, the money.
Gay men will understand this *very differently* to straight men... 🤭
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Gay men will understand this *very differently* to straight men... 🤭
Seems like I've missed two already...
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Seems like I've missed two already...
Sometimes Reddit if fucking hilarious:
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sometimes Reddit if fucking hilarious:
Is that all this is for? Chasing ratings? Your making thousands of vulnerable peoples' lives an utter misery just to poll better? Get in the fucking bin.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Is that all this is for? Chasing ratings? Your making thousands of vulnerable peoples' lives an utter misery just to poll better? Get in the fucking bin.
Laura Kuntssberg, the people's Princess.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Laura Kuntssberg, the people's Princess.
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My brain without fail every morning now:
🎶 You take the Optibac, you put the freshness back 🎶
🎶 You take the Optibac, you put the freshness back 🎶
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
My brain without fail every morning now:
🎶 You take the Optibac, you put the freshness back 🎶
🎶 You take the Optibac, you put the freshness back 🎶
And that's why they'll never do anything about it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
And that's why they'll never do anything about it.
Pupils need to be taunted on how to buy houses they'll never be able to afford anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Pupils need to be taunted on how to buy houses they'll never be able to afford anyway.
Why are BBC News making sound like Escape to the Fucking Country?!
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Why are BBC News making sound like Escape to the Fucking Country?!