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Dan Voltaire
@dominustempori.bsky.social
39 yo sciencey gay • lefty • orchid addict • data monkey • Bristol UK

Religious views: Eurovision • the Metric System
He/Him

Often in tandem with ‪@joedunckley.bsky.social‬

Occasionally found in 🇵🇹 flavour.
Why does absolutely everything have to be clickbait nowadays?! I'm tired.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
She'd only say this if she's expecting it to be shit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Can't read my, can't read my
No, you can't read my Popey face
(Jesus got me like nobody)
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Mamaaaaa, just killed a man.
Put my gun against his head,
pulled my trigger now he's dead.
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I don't think I've read anything more hipster in my life.
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
That's enough internet for today.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
But if we make Starbucks pay tax then *our party won't get any money from them*.

This is what people who complain about businesses leaving really mean, and why no-one will ever properly tackle it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
When the morning coffee hits just right ☕😌
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Pay me like a film star, then I might dress like a film star? MMKAY?
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So why the fuck does what industry says trump what scientists say? Oh, right, the money.
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Gay men will understand this *very differently* to straight men... 🤭
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Seems like I've missed two already...
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sometimes Reddit if fucking hilarious:
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Is that all this is for? Chasing ratings? Your making thousands of vulnerable peoples' lives an utter misery just to poll better? Get in the fucking bin.
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Laura Kuntssberg, the people's Princess.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My brain without fail every morning now:
🎶 You take the Optibac, you put the freshness back 🎶
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 AM
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
And that's why they'll never do anything about it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Pupils need to be taunted on how to buy houses they'll never be able to afford anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Why are BBC News making sound like Escape to the Fucking Country?!
November 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM