I literal drove two hours to go see a movie on Tuesday.

Just crunched the numbers and it turns out that it's actually Across 110th Street by Bobby Womack

What if I met my spouse through a friend I met on MySpace?

A few weeks ago I was getting very similar videos too. I was mostly getting white dudes speaking Yoruba though which felt really off

I think about this like once a week. Honestly a perfect bit

No, the answer is they can legally tell me I'm not allowed to have my gun on me. Then I remind them that I am the one with a gun and they tend to acquiesce.

Neither of them being aware that I probably didn't need the talk since I was dealing with an ex-girlfriend definitely being pregnant and it only maybe being mine. Thanks abstinence only education!

Then when I was getting ready to go to college he took me to lunch and awkwardly asked if I knew about sex and told me to be careful because the clap sucked. My mom though, freaked out and insisted her "little boy is a virgin" when my dad made a joke about me having sex the next week.

The closest I got to a real sex talk though was the summer before I turned 13. My dad asked me if "everything was coming in right down there" while we filled up a kiddie pool. He just nodded his head when I responded affirmatively in what now feels like a weirdly proud way.

Both the smut and doujin preview were so low quality that their descriptions of the female body made me think the vagina was located on the lower back for a while.

I had basically unfettered internet access way too young but when I first started trying to find porn, I was too afraid of being walked in on to look at the real stuff. My solution was reading dirty stories that definitely poisoned my brain. That and descriptions of digimon doujins on importer sites

She loved to do a variation on it where she sang "Mama's little rabbit loves baby stew" instead. It made little me ugly cry every single time and it made her laugh just as hard as I cried

My mom also had a go-to rabbit related "it's funny that it upsets our child" move. My mom would always sing to me a, potentially Bugs Bunny sourced, version of "Shortnin' Bread". Instead of being about bread though it was about how "Mama's little baby loves rabbit stew", but mom would change it up.

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It's objectively a bad show and I couldn't stop until I watched every single second of it. I am officially middle aged now I think

I truly do not believe I would be the person I am today without Space Ghost Coast to Coast. I watched it way too young and it broke my brain.