// Precisely. Flamengo is from Rio de Janeiro... I live in Rio de Janeiro... They can fuck right off

Aye, have ye met her? She's got swag by the, and this is a technical term we use in Scotland, metric fucktons

Got it from me girlfriend

Ye're breaking me heart, bird

ROBBYN.

😍😍😍😍😍

Basically what @alyxgardner.bsky.social did. Izzy got her arse messed up all ways till next Sunday and then told tae fuck off everyone's sight for at least a week

Totally intentional, aye. A didnae see it but A wis told Izzy headbutted Park right on the nose, yelling at her tae square go then and there

The next thing we know, Mrs. Gardner caught her in a choke and 2 seconds later she was literally punching Izzy in the face

Ye're only forgiven because we ARE talking aboot arse-ugly sweaters

A actually love the "Merry Fucking Whatever" one

Still have it? A may have tae do the "wee girlfriend steals taller girlfriend shirt" kind of thing

But A kent the tradition wis tae use an arse-ugly sweater 🤣

Did A do it right with the arse-ugly sweater

RIGHT??? It's gonnae be BLOODY AWESOME and you DESERVE it

This isnae aboot me, it's aboot you MAIN EVENTING IN THE GARDEN

Nothing less than what ye've worked for 🥰🥰🥰

Ah. That tracks