That's nice but like, is this really the time to put out energy on this? The country is in crisis.

Being adolescent is enough of an unspeakable horror that adding the constant looming threat of gun violence is unconcienable.

omg senpai noticed you

They call me the himbo whisperer.

The move from here is to get him to read Bram Stoker's Dracula. Tell him it has a cowboy.

Raisins are dehydrated grapes.

(Some of these interjections might be attributable to people who are well meaning but perhaps a little neurodivergant and missing the social cue?)

My epileptic ass is just happy if they're not blinking too fast.

Lol imagine being such an idiot you don't realize the mob killed JFK.

You have a pattern for that bud?

He's Turkish and is thus blessed with universal healthcare. He does not know the horrors of the American Healthcare Dystopia.

Let's be real, people imply that pussies are weak. Incorrect, pass a golf ball sized kidney stone and tell me how you're doing and if you want to do it more than once.