“I gotta get off the internet” -me when I am just always on the internet

Imagine being married for 4 years

Just punched the fuck out of a moth

Getting older means ur googling “best world war 2 documentaries” on a Sunday night

Imagine being miserable, as a hobby

Maybe we can bring back 1337 speak on here

Getting nervous and shitty and miserable before a real big game where a team I decided I should care abt is playing >>>>

I’ll fr prob just keep posting on here like it’s my blogspot diary circa 2009

MY WIFE has been out of town for like 5 days and will be gone for another week or so, I am rly learning how unbelievably stereotypical hetero male I actually am

The cultural milestone “put it in reverse Terry” is the most significant thing abt today tbh

I was legit reminiscing abt all the good times and crazy cultural events I’d lived thru on that other app while googling “kevin james king of queens pfp”