Who knew Armin Van Buuren was still good!

I’m trying to work on a train and like four people are watching tablets with no headphones. So….I’m listening to trance for the first time in years.

I feel like I’m 20 again.

Who needs botox when there’s nostalgia!

Um. Yes. I wasn’t planning on putting our baby near flames 😳

Things I didn’t know before becoming a parent No 403: it’s possible to wake up in the morning, parent, then have an hours nap all BEFORE starting work at nine am!!

That does NOT look like a plinth that is being carried by Freddie and Alex #TheTraitors

Lindaaaaaaaa! #thetraitors

I see that Cruz Beckham has hit back at the suggestion that he’s in a privileged position by, um, comparing himself to Jesus 😂

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Yea man. Rock and roll. Who else had those banging beats from ahem…Vivaldi on their list? 🙈

Can someone please go to the gym for me. I can’t be bothered. Thanks and bye

*he goes back to eating biscuits*

Just got to the gym and my bloody Apple Watch is dead. I should go home right? What’s the point of exercising if apple does know about it 🤷‍♂️