Dolly Middlemiss
@dollymiddlemiss.bsky.social
Where we're going we don't need logic
If someone is an enigma, they can't be that much of a friend. Social Media friends are enigmatic. We know what music and TV they like, what they had for supper and if their neighbours have yappy dogs, but we don't know if they pick their nose, are secret nazis, or are actually 7ft aliens called Dave
August 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
If someone is an enigma, they can't be that much of a friend. Social Media friends are enigmatic. We know what music and TV they like, what they had for supper and if their neighbours have yappy dogs, but we don't know if they pick their nose, are secret nazis, or are actually 7ft aliens called Dave
His fabulous wealth might have something to do with that
August 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
His fabulous wealth might have something to do with that
We have a statue of Clive of India in Shrewsbury. He's a controversial figure and when statues were swandiving into docks, his role as meeting place in town was debated again. He's got a plaque that explains his role in India. Nothing can undo what he did though.
August 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
We have a statue of Clive of India in Shrewsbury. He's a controversial figure and when statues were swandiving into docks, his role as meeting place in town was debated again. He's got a plaque that explains his role in India. Nothing can undo what he did though.
"Can't all be bastards"
April 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"Can't all be bastards"
She was an inspiration to all us twirling girls of the 70s and 80s
April 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
She was an inspiration to all us twirling girls of the 70s and 80s
Everything's better with added Pedro
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Everything's better with added Pedro
We know he meant Bonnie Langford
April 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We know he meant Bonnie Langford
I'm pleased that your child found his way into reading and the books opened up that world of joy to him. JK has made her feelings clear. Set them aside, because they really don't matter. She is 1 in 7 billion people and what matters is the love that surrounds your child and your family. ❤️
April 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm pleased that your child found his way into reading and the books opened up that world of joy to him. JK has made her feelings clear. Set them aside, because they really don't matter. She is 1 in 7 billion people and what matters is the love that surrounds your child and your family. ❤️
Oh. I was rather looking forward to it. In my road, there's a lady that regularly swears at her little dog, a man that blames his dog for being nosey when it's him really, two old ladies who gossip on their walk, turn around and walk back again, and a woman who is our News Of The World. Looks fun.
April 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Oh. I was rather looking forward to it. In my road, there's a lady that regularly swears at her little dog, a man that blames his dog for being nosey when it's him really, two old ladies who gossip on their walk, turn around and walk back again, and a woman who is our News Of The World. Looks fun.
I would say quite a few things. Then I'd get the sack.
April 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I would say quite a few things. Then I'd get the sack.
I'm very confused. Does all this mean that I have to fill my ottoman with bourbon, bourbons, millet and empire line dresses like Poldark?
April 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm very confused. Does all this mean that I have to fill my ottoman with bourbon, bourbons, millet and empire line dresses like Poldark?
At the end of the 70s I was buying Mr Men books for 30p and going to primary school. What's it like being ancient? Has Toby Carvery sized you up for kindling yet?
April 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At the end of the 70s I was buying Mr Men books for 30p and going to primary school. What's it like being ancient? Has Toby Carvery sized you up for kindling yet?
One day...one day...they will appear before you as if out of a dream...
April 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
One day...one day...they will appear before you as if out of a dream...
It's a common misconception. It was invented by Mr Salad Cream.
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's a common misconception. It was invented by Mr Salad Cream.
There is. They live in the castle at Lake Vrnwy. My dad told me and he never lied.
April 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
There is. They live in the castle at Lake Vrnwy. My dad told me and he never lied.
Feminists my arse is it exactly. So much for standing together, whoever we are ❤️
April 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Feminists my arse is it exactly. So much for standing together, whoever we are ❤️
TBF I'd trust the Hamburgular more the economy than Donald Trump
April 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
TBF I'd trust the Hamburgular more the economy than Donald Trump
I feel judged. And not without good reason. Curse you, you old coot of justice!
April 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I feel judged. And not without good reason. Curse you, you old coot of justice!
Eccles Cake from the little shop do you? I'll pop out tomorrow x
April 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Eccles Cake from the little shop do you? I'll pop out tomorrow x