Dole/Kemp '96
@dolekemp96.bsky.social
The Dole Kemp 96 Bluesky account is Presented for Educational Purposes
We built Sunnyvale and San Jose specifically to keep the nerds out of San Francisco, once containment failed I knew we were cooked.
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We built Sunnyvale and San Jose specifically to keep the nerds out of San Francisco, once containment failed I knew we were cooked.
Reading "The Democrats" at the end like "The Aristocrats"
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reading "The Democrats" at the end like "The Aristocrats"
Can't stop thinking about attitude-era Vince going "ohh, look at this carnage" as Kurt Angle holds up a wifi router to Stone Cold, who's making the face normally reserved for when someone has you in a sharpshooter
September 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Can't stop thinking about attitude-era Vince going "ohh, look at this carnage" as Kurt Angle holds up a wifi router to Stone Cold, who's making the face normally reserved for when someone has you in a sharpshooter
Imagine how amazing it would be if the Usos tore one of those things off a ring post and got a pin when Bron started screaming and falling to the ground.
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Imagine how amazing it would be if the Usos tore one of those things off a ring post and got a pin when Bron started screaming and falling to the ground.
After you purchase a jug size, you should be able to go back to the jug vendor and swap between every one you've unlocked for free
July 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
After you purchase a jug size, you should be able to go back to the jug vendor and swap between every one you've unlocked for free
I might buy a photo of Virgil signed by Rory Blank
May 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I might buy a photo of Virgil signed by Rory Blank
Sometimes you look at a Rothko and know he was hungry when he did that one
May 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sometimes you look at a Rothko and know he was hungry when he did that one
He's a courtier to power. His whole schtick is anticipating what they want to hear, his only value to someone who isn't a rich centrist is keeping track of what they're thinking.
March 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He's a courtier to power. His whole schtick is anticipating what they want to hear, his only value to someone who isn't a rich centrist is keeping track of what they're thinking.
I've heard of sloppy seconds, but this is ridiculous!
December 2, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I've heard of sloppy seconds, but this is ridiculous!
So it's just Liquid Death, but for Adbusters nerds?
November 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
So it's just Liquid Death, but for Adbusters nerds?
Catgirl populations crashed in the wake of the trap-neuter-release programs of the early 2000s
September 4, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Catgirl populations crashed in the wake of the trap-neuter-release programs of the early 2000s
He made his replacement body a lady (Cammy). When he needed a host for his soul, he picked a lady (Rose). Dictator is definitely trans.
August 8, 2024 at 11:19 PM
He made his replacement body a lady (Cammy). When he needed a host for his soul, he picked a lady (Rose). Dictator is definitely trans.
We've been making art since before we were homo sapiens and we still haven't figured it out, maybe it's time to admit we're just not very good at it
July 23, 2024 at 3:38 PM
We've been making art since before we were homo sapiens and we still haven't figured it out, maybe it's time to admit we're just not very good at it
Achewood predicts it again
July 4, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Achewood predicts it again
Imagine IV Rocky movies on the edge of a cliff
June 15, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Imagine IV Rocky movies on the edge of a cliff
Guess I need to get off my ass and finally order that Get Awesome shirt
May 30, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Guess I need to get off my ass and finally order that Get Awesome shirt
Those old Eaton Centre commercials made the whole place look fictional
May 1, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Those old Eaton Centre commercials made the whole place look fictional
What's Fatal1ty up to these days
March 13, 2024 at 6:14 AM
What's Fatal1ty up to these days
You'd have an easier time changing the nature of dark matter than getting him to think before speaking
March 13, 2024 at 1:34 AM
You'd have an easier time changing the nature of dark matter than getting him to think before speaking
Great, more Ai generated garbage
February 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Great, more Ai generated garbage
Wait, was the restaurant Loving Hut?
December 14, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Wait, was the restaurant Loving Hut?
Truly terrifying
December 13, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Truly terrifying
Merritt rizzed up baby gonk
November 1, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Merritt rizzed up baby gonk
You probably already know about France Horn, but if not: https://amazingthew.itch.io/francehorn
August 20, 2023 at 8:40 AM
You probably already know about France Horn, but if not: https://amazingthew.itch.io/francehorn