The better to swish you with, sir.

Do not test this theory.

Major faux pas! Or is it a faux paw?

Proper pooper portal placement plans pretty paramount.

That poor man. He's been immobilized by 4 legged love.

I need something. I just haven't found the perfect thing yet.

Don't care if you're high-fiving the thought or praying he's right. Agreed.

I'm lucky if I can spot my own vehicle amongst all the others that may not look identical but definitely share parentage.

I'm reaching. The wind-chill was nowhere near as bitter today as it has been the last few days. And since I had to shovel, I really appreciated it. oooh--and the sun came out for at least a half an hour.

I feel this a little too much. I hate working for me, I'm such a bitch.

That looks nothing like John Roberts.

Sure, until the raccoon decides to tickle his feet. They're mischievous. Why do you think they wear masks?

It feels yucky?

No charges would've been filed if the dude had not left his home and confronted officers? But his threatening behavior towards her was not at least a misdemeanor.

I'm really late to this. I don't understand how people don't need more info. How far would you fall? Where, and on what kind of surface, would your head likely impact? Can you a fall 'good'? These are questions I ask myself. I could hurt myself. Yes, but exactly how bad? And likelihood?

How do you get rid of political parties?

I don't know enough about smaller, local elections to know how integral the 'party' system is to getting started in politics.