thought you meant on the pumpkin an i was ready to cry

every year i carve 1 pumpkin on camera in 2 minutes and 1 off camera in an average of 2 hours

it is my favorite form of arts and crafts, gooey

i went to the mall an there was naked mannequins

this is only at 2 parts done out of 4 to be clear, if i made this as is it'd be 50 minutes and end on an annoying cliffhanger

like slop history channels, i make long history vids, but you know i am not slop because i can only manage like, 2 a year

i think he's funny, i like the silly british man, i just wish he wouldn't talk down on himself so much, you do not look like a bird john sweety, you look like a dapper gent

aye, do not doubt how much i mess with chickens, it's my lifestyle

the original draft of this was about flickin the chicken as slang for masturbating as an enby

all discourse national team will be raising the gold medals soon

you can still hoop with me any day of the week (i need people to play basketball with, i cannot be picky)

what does this mean for your pro basketball prospects?