“Here’s what mushrooms (and Grimes) taught me about B2B sales.”

It was a Catholic school. The my weren’t ready for me to be playing on All-Madden.

We had a sex ed class in 7th grade. And one of the parts of the workbook we were using was to write down what we thought were song lyrics referencing sex, and I wrote the chorus. I got in trouble.

We’re getting real rowdy on the north side of YTown right now. Neighbors got a bucket of black cats.

That really was prime LeBron.

Pete the penguin will not suffer this level of disrespect.

The man has never logged off.

Tony was tweeting about litter boxes like 30 minutes before going live on Sunday night.

I wish my grandpa was alive to see this.

Patrick Queen would have given up after the first one. Props to him for continually getting stiff armed.