Dogs Can't Drive
dogscantdrive.bsky.social
Dogs Can't Drive
@dogscantdrive.bsky.social
My hands were on ABC Australia
May 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Working on getting all the parts together for me to stream game tomorrow night.
January 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reposted by Dogs Can't Drive
do some people not understand, If I have headphones on, I might not want to talk???????
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Replying to the hoes' snap stories with "😳"
January 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I haven't really been eating since getting sick and I feel like my teeth don't meet right anymore.
January 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
GREAT NEWS
If tiktok had a groupchat function I would be intolerable.
January 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You know some people will hike 8 miles to a remote hot spring just for a small chance to glimpse a titty? Perverts.
December 18, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Trying not to open insta in the airport. Absolutely tweaking to see some ass rn.
December 14, 2024 at 1:43 PM
I just want to be a middle aged dad lip syncing to Kyoto while in Kyoto. Is that too much to ask??
December 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Going to slide into the DMs of all the Miss Louisiana contestants.
December 11, 2024 at 8:52 PM
He's so real for this one. Literally me.
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 PM
December 11, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Twitter is where I'm family friendly. Bluesky is where we talk about pussy stank. Take your sensitive ass back to X.
December 10, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Not to be a prude but I'm sick of these all body deodorant adds. You can keep some things to yourself. We get it. You have a stinky pussy. Stop looking at me and doing things with your eyebrows while saying "I can use it Anywhere😉"
December 10, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Tiktok might be going away but that didn't stop them from releasing an update that forced me to clear my cache and re-login just for scrolling to suck.
December 10, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Still haven't.
I haven't had any water yet today.
December 9, 2024 at 8:44 PM
December 9, 2024 at 8:29 PM
First wish: that worms would moan when you put them on the hook.

That's it. I give my other two wishes to the genie.
December 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Forgot my headphones yesterday so I had to rawdog the gym. Just me and my thoughts.

Horrible.
December 8, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Caleb is a coward who hates the boys
December 7, 2024 at 11:34 PM
The hardest part about working exclusively legs at the gym is having to beat the girls to the good machines.
December 7, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Sometimes I see a Cutie and I just hit like without listening to what their tiktok is about.
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
They way I used tiktok today you'd think we are losing it in a month.
December 7, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I haven't had any water yet today.
December 6, 2024 at 9:24 PM
41 posts from this guy and most are about ass. I'd say he's probably an ass man.
Am... Am I an ass guy? Me??
December 6, 2024 at 9:19 PM