I’ve been trying to start myself over for years but I just keep getting older and getting more credit cards

Based and hunger games pilled

The Troubles in a pint glass

I made a bunch of silly Charlie Kirk memes but this one is definitely the funniest

Honestly arresting half of congress might get the other half to pull their heads out of their asses

Anyway heres this

Printer ink stocks are BOOMING right now

I have a sticker on my toolbox that shows a search bar with “40% of police…” and that has proven to be the most divisive sticker possible lmao

Ah so thats why. I never really could figure out why that was a southern thing and not a northern thing (thinking about not wanting to leave the car in the winter)

Not making light of the situation. But I see a girl’s redacted senior photos from 20 someodd years ago and my mind goes to the FBI redacting Laura Palmer’s photos for some paranormal reasons
Then the reality sets in and its sad, tragic, unsettling. Not just the abuse but the org that did it 1000x

The rules say you can’t advocate for violence, not that you cant enjoy it

Dr. Oz is proud to announce the creation of Penis 2.0, two heads are better than one ™️

We spend millions of dollars every time we sortie a group of fighter jets to drop a laser guided munition on two third-world fishermen in a speedboat but they want to bitch about a $150k medical procedure lmao