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•Canine genius
•Chaser of squirrels
•Chew toy connoisseur.
•Canine genius
•Chaser of squirrels
•Chew toy connoisseur.
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Dog’s Blog
@dogsblog.bsky.social
· Dec 4
Just joined Bluesky. Already peed on it. Marking this app as mine.
Borking at shadows because the holiday spirit demands chaos.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Borking at shadows because the holiday spirit demands chaos.
Hooman tried to put me in a sweater. I am still processing the betrayal.
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hooman tried to put me in a sweater. I am still processing the betrayal.
My winter coat is looking luxurious. You may compliment me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My winter coat is looking luxurious. You may compliment me.
Dinner was 4 minutes late. Documented the betrayal. Will bring this up later
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Dinner was 4 minutes late. Documented the betrayal. Will bring this up later
Smol hooman showed me a glitter-covered craft. I sniffed it. Bad decision.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Smol hooman showed me a glitter-covered craft. I sniffed it. Bad decision.
Hooman working from home. I've prepared a full schedule of interruptions. Very important interruptions
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hooman working from home. I've prepared a full schedule of interruptions. Very important interruptions
The tree is up. I will be knocking something over soon.
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The tree is up. I will be knocking something over soon.
Hooman says, don't touch the decorations. I translated it as, touch everything.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hooman says, don't touch the decorations. I translated it as, touch everything.
Hooman decorating for December. I'm providing critical feedback by sitting on everything.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hooman decorating for December. I'm providing critical feedback by sitting on everything.
Snuggled up with hooman. We're cozy. Don't ruin it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Snuggled up with hooman. We're cozy. Don't ruin it.
Guarding the backyard from nothing, but doing it bravely.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guarding the backyard from nothing, but doing it bravely.
Last day of November. Reflected on my year. Conclusion: more snacks needed.
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Last day of November. Reflected on my year. Conclusion: more snacks needed.
If I fall asleep on your feet, you legally can't move.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If I fall asleep on your feet, you legally can't move.
Hooman said, you've had enough snacks today. Bold statement. Wrong statement.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Hooman said, you've had enough snacks today. Bold statement. Wrong statement.
Good morning to everyone except the squirrel outside taunting me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Good morning to everyone except the squirrel outside taunting me.
Hooman still sleeping off yesterday. I'm guarding the leftovers. Priorities.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Hooman still sleeping off yesterday. I'm guarding the leftovers. Priorities.
The fridge opened. I sprinted like an Olympian.
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The fridge opened. I sprinted like an Olympian.
Leftovers exist. I am once again filled with hope.
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Leftovers exist. I am once again filled with hope.
I am 90% gratitude and 10% mashed potatoes.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I am 90% gratitude and 10% mashed potatoes.
Stationed under the table. Mission: intercept fallen turkey. Status: wildly successful.
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Stationed under the table. Mission: intercept fallen turkey. Status: wildly successful.
Happy Food… I mean Thanksgiving. I will behave. Until I don't.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Happy Food… I mean Thanksgiving. I will behave. Until I don't.
The house smells like tomorrow is going to be legendary. I'm emotionally ready.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The house smells like tomorrow is going to be legendary. I'm emotionally ready.
Smells different today. Something's happening. Intelligence gathering underway.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Smells different today. Something's happening. Intelligence gathering underway.
Hooman keeps saying "don't eat anything off the counter." Challenge… accepted.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hooman keeps saying "don't eat anything off the counter." Challenge… accepted.
Tomorrow is Food Day. I am mentally, emotionally and spiritually prepared.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Tomorrow is Food Day. I am mentally, emotionally and spiritually prepared.