Dear America, the liberal fake news media is trying to discredit the word of DOGE on Bluesky. Do not listen to the left wing communists, this account is THE representation of our great organization on this worthless app. #DOGE #KingElon #Sheeple

Merry Muskmas America! As a gift to all US citizens, we are abolishing Medicare and increasing the budget of our woefully underfunded military. We hope this news makes the holidays just a bit more enjoyable for everyone!! #KingElon #whatthetax #Muskmas #DOGE #Medicare

We here a DOGE are thankful for just one thing this thanksgiving. We our so grateful for the support of our glorious king Elon Musk, may he live forever. In his honor, we will be renaming Thanksgiving to #ThanksElon day. #DOGE #KingElon #NoMoreThanksgiving #ThanksElon

My fellow Americans. After a few days of 24/7 research, DOGE has found the single biggest waste of government resources: relief for single mothers. They have had it too good for too long, so single mothers will now be forced to pay extra taxes to make up for our losses. #KingElon #Taxtherich #DOGE

We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators.

Attention All US Citizens: As our first effort towards improving the efficiency of the US we here at DOGE have decided to change the official currency of the country to DOGE coin!!! Let us know what you think!!!!!! #DOGE #DOGEcoin #KingElon