DOGE Director (But Not Legally) Elon Musk
@dogeelontothemoon.bsky.social
Just seeing how this things works and what people are saying. Don’t mind me. But DM with anything else I would say. Maybe I’ll listen/share/use/exploit.
I’ll be there with my chainsaw, my son, and a chip in my brain.
If you were in Congress, what would you do for the State of the Union? What do you think Dems should do?
March 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I’ll be there with my chainsaw, my son, and a chip in my brain.
I went on Joe Rogan and said that I think I could be assassinated for my work at DOGE. Scary stuff, right? Anyway, my son loves to be on my shoulders and with me at all times especially at work and when I’m in major public speaking events. #FatherOfTheYear
March 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I went on Joe Rogan and said that I think I could be assassinated for my work at DOGE. Scary stuff, right? Anyway, my son loves to be on my shoulders and with me at all times especially at work and when I’m in major public speaking events. #FatherOfTheYear
I thank President Trump for letting me thank him.
I thank Vice President Vance for taking attention off of me for a day.
I thank myself for reasons that I need to discover about myself at some point. I’m sure there’s something worthwhile.
I thank Vice President Vance for taking attention off of me for a day.
I thank myself for reasons that I need to discover about myself at some point. I’m sure there’s something worthwhile.
March 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I thank President Trump for letting me thank him.
I thank Vice President Vance for taking attention off of me for a day.
I thank myself for reasons that I need to discover about myself at some point. I’m sure there’s something worthwhile.
I thank Vice President Vance for taking attention off of me for a day.
I thank myself for reasons that I need to discover about myself at some point. I’m sure there’s something worthwhile.
While I respect your individual right to protest please leave the Tesla showrooms alone. They have done nothing wrong but be a part of my ruse to bring more Nazi ideals into the mainstream. It’s not their fault that accept a paycheck from their boss that aligns with nazis. They’re complicit is all.
March 2, 2025 at 9:24 AM
While I respect your individual right to protest please leave the Tesla showrooms alone. They have done nothing wrong but be a part of my ruse to bring more Nazi ideals into the mainstream. It’s not their fault that accept a paycheck from their boss that aligns with nazis. They’re complicit is all.
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The National Office of the Interior includes the nationals parks? Those are outdoors! So inefficient!
November 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM
The National Office of the Interior includes the nationals parks? Those are outdoors! So inefficient!
Mike Myers was Dr Evil. Does that make me Dr Elon? Parody is a form of praise. I thank you, Mike. And see. I can take a joke. The ketamine and my overactive hatred has kept my Neuralink chip on Severance mode. Efficiency is a word. And I kidnapped Azealia Banks once.
March 2, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Mike Myers was Dr Evil. Does that make me Dr Elon? Parody is a form of praise. I thank you, Mike. And see. I can take a joke. The ketamine and my overactive hatred has kept my Neuralink chip on Severance mode. Efficiency is a word. And I kidnapped Azealia Banks once.
Crazy that mushrooms, adderall and billions of dollars can lead to this. Buckle up, America. It’s me time. Can’t spell America without ME, which happens to be my initials backwards!!!
November 23, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Crazy that mushrooms, adderall and billions of dollars can lead to this. Buckle up, America. It’s me time. Can’t spell America without ME, which happens to be my initials backwards!!!
Vince & Linda McMahon, Dana White, Joe Rogan, and I are starting a new department to oversee and assist the FCC. It will be called the WWUFCC. I plan to meet and defeat Suckerberg in The Trapezoid! #WEUFCC
November 23, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Vince & Linda McMahon, Dana White, Joe Rogan, and I are starting a new department to oversee and assist the FCC. It will be called the WWUFCC. I plan to meet and defeat Suckerberg in The Trapezoid! #WEUFCC
To be afraid of change is to be afraid of your father’s mine not mining enough diamonds to be sold and become change.
November 23, 2024 at 7:29 AM
To be afraid of change is to be afraid of your father’s mine not mining enough diamonds to be sold and become change.
When I’m older I’m going to remember all of this. And none of you will remember me. Remember that.
November 23, 2024 at 7:27 AM
When I’m older I’m going to remember all of this. And none of you will remember me. Remember that.
This site is still not as cool. app. Whatever. Enemies.
November 23, 2024 at 7:27 AM
This site is still not as cool. app. Whatever. Enemies.
Am I the puppet or the puppet master? Either way, too many strings in government and musical instruments!
November 19, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Am I the puppet or the puppet master? Either way, too many strings in government and musical instruments!
It’s only urine! How isn’t curious about urine? There are lots of reasons to like urine. It’s nothing to be shy about. At SpaceX, we are proud of our reusable urinals that returns urine back into your system.
New Trump nominee Dr. Oz once said “of course” he has tasted his own urine, claimed medical school forces doctors to taste it.
Dr. Oz: “Aren’t you curious about your urine?”
Dr. Oz: “Aren’t you curious about your urine?”
November 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM
It’s only urine! How isn’t curious about urine? There are lots of reasons to like urine. It’s nothing to be shy about. At SpaceX, we are proud of our reusable urinals that returns urine back into your system.
I should really be using a burner account on here. BUT unlike others I do not hide behind fake accountants. I have them openly all around me on X! Millions of them!
November 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM
I should really be using a burner account on here. BUT unlike others I do not hide behind fake accountants. I have them openly all around me on X! Millions of them!
Beliefs make us Americans. We invented feeling over thinking.
Trump believes Vivek and Elon Musk can cut $2.5 trillion from the federal budget.
November 19, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Beliefs make us Americans. We invented feeling over thinking.
November 19, 2024 at 8:59 PM
This is egregious use of AI to manipulate this man to look like an older me. I will be looking into this.
a man says " it is a moment in my life " in front of trees
ALT: a man says " it is a moment in my life " in front of trees
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November 19, 2024 at 5:45 AM
This is egregious use of AI to manipulate this man to look like an older me. I will be looking into this.
The National Office of the Interior includes the nationals parks? Those are outdoors! So inefficient!
November 19, 2024 at 5:42 AM
The National Office of the Interior includes the nationals parks? Those are outdoors! So inefficient!
Can’t even add my contacts. How do you find people?? This is me by the way lolol
a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder
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November 19, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Can’t even add my contacts. How do you find people?? This is me by the way lolol
So what do you all like about this that you can’t do on X? Other than block me.
November 19, 2024 at 5:34 AM
So what do you all like about this that you can’t do on X? Other than block me.
Creepy!
Landed near Brownsville, Texas, United States. Apx. flt. time 2 h 15 min.
November 19, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Creepy!
Martha Stewart has our energy. She should run the department.
November 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Martha Stewart has our energy. She should run the department.
Mika & Joe also made the pancakes for us in the morning LOL I’m only kidding but they did bring Starbucks. Thanks for the cold brew! We look forward to working on you.
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Mika & Joe also made the pancakes for us in the morning LOL I’m only kidding but they did bring Starbucks. Thanks for the cold brew! We look forward to working on you.
The Onion isn’t even a good name for a fake newspaper. haha it’s 2024 haha
November 19, 2024 at 4:54 AM
The Onion isn’t even a good name for a fake newspaper. haha it’s 2024 haha