Fine. After this week, that is fucking fine.

Real talk: are their articles now being written by the least capable AI?

He is an irredeemable cockwomble.

Oh shit, somebody got fancy with the star anise garnish!

Have no fear, little one…I am here to protect thee.

“Damn…that penis is PINK!” - Ilana Glaser, probably.

Chocolate Choo-choo.

“The future?”

Delightful! Instead of avoiding two piles of dog eggs, we now only need to avoid one, very efficient!

I know it has been many years since you were Johnny Blue Jeans, but I would like to think that this is a picture of you, present day JBJ, having successfully and erotically ensnared a 90-year old billionaire and taking your rightful place in first class…where you can exhale. Finally.

“I’ve seen the big-eared boys on farms.”

This shitty day just got remarkably awesome knowing that you are here 🩷