damn -- Duckworth to Hegseth: "If you want to be the DHS secretary, maybe you can apply for that job when you're fired from this one due to your incompetence."

In a related news story, Donald Trump has announced he is firing head coach Andy Reid and naming himself to the "chief spot" ahead of Sunday's big game. Reportedly Patrick Mahomes will be benched and Don Jr starting in his place. Taylor Swift is also being reseated in the back row of the stadium