dog-gem.bsky.social
@dog-gem.bsky.social
I could have used other words but in case yard owner reads this I won’t
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Good to see you Archie. I see your still testing mum’s patience.

Yes. Do that and you will trot in the school one way or another

Hope mum and dad are doing alright too
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Shared. Your yard owner sounds interesting shall we say
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
You and Toby look absolutely soaked

No wonder you weren’t happy

You at least have a rug on Humbug
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Errrrr Woody

Really!
October 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The mothership describes you as thinking your retired.

Glad your still getting out on your dad hacks
September 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sorry the mothership had a tough time but good on her for getting back on board.

Be nice to her Archie. She’s going to need your help a fair bit

How’s dad doing?
September 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
They made an exception for this flight

Get rid of the tangerine turd as fast as possible

I heard ATC even helped them find the runway.
September 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Plus watch out for the pilot who is probably pissed and not happy.
September 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I hope he was charged for cleaning up both messes that he created.
September 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
That’s why it won’t happen.

Too cheap. They’ll want to get more cash from people.
September 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You get sent an invoice.

Payment in advance
September 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
You have to buy a meal deal and a coffee at WH Smith
September 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Tickets only available with any purchase from WH Smith
September 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh yeah. Don’t bother taking it to the airport

Just dump it skmewhere nearby. Same thing.
September 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Some gaffer tape and it’ll be good to go again.
August 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hmmmm. Didn’t know you got to go on safari as well
August 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Me

And if he’d managed to have a sh1t on it as well he could have had anything he wanted.
July 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM