He's replaced strategic ambiguity with imbecilic lucidity.

It's no surprise that the people who feel no shame in ripping apart families and traumatizing children are scared of their own shadows. Bullies are usually cowards.

Murc's Law: '"The widespread assumption that only Democrats have any agency or causal influence over American politics”. In other words, Democrats are responsible for Republicans being the way they are and doing the things they do, either because Democrats provoked them or failed to control them.'

I’m just saying whoever taught the Animate Dead spell to the Trump administration has some things to answer for

It's not over if we lose the courts. There are more of us than there are of them. We don't have to be victims.

And no, I'm not promoting violence. There are many legal ways to fight back, including mass protests.

Yes, we aren't very logical when it comes to that stuff. Few people would think it's OK to shoot someone at point blank range if they couldn't fight back, but even fewer people have a problem with snipers executing people from a mile away!

Things the female brain can do: Instantly calculate the level of alpha male in any photo in the world.

Things the female brain can't do: Make 0 equal any number other than 0.

Win every case with this one weird trick that prosecutors do not want you to know...

I can relate to point 1C.

I remember one time I told a bank to give me $1 million and they said "lol no cause it's not regulatory compliant," and then I had to get a job instead.

The benefits of regulatory compliance haven't paid off for me either 🙄

It's a literary masterpiece ❤️