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Doodles
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Dutch wolfshrimp that thinks about being creative too much to actually be creative. He/him.
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The national public transport app just clocked me as turbogay
Cropped screenshot of the public transport app, estimating a 1094m walk will take approximately 2 minutes. This translates to a walking speed of 30km/h (or almost 20mph, for y'all americans).
September 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Took me like a couple years but I finally stopped postponing and fixed my PS4 controller, I can now press the down button again.

All I needed was this little guy!
A plastic conductive foil for a PS4 controller, that transfers button inputs to the motherboard. Delivered by mail in a postcard envelope
August 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
It's a lobster motorbike, a chopper with a lobster making up the body of the bike.
May 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Please choke on gravel microsoft
An announcement in the Microsoft 365 app that it is now called Copilot M365, now uses the copilot logo, and has copilot hamfisted into it
January 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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oh BY THE WAY

LOOK AT THIS

THIS IS MINE NOW
Photo of a box of Lego Technic set 42158, NASA Mars Rover Perseverance
December 29, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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I've been installing a smart lamp in order to get it to turn on in the morning, because wakeup lights are too bloody expensive.

My experience with "smart" technology can be accurately summed up in this one image:
A screenshot of a notification by the HEMA smart app, notifying me that a scheduled task has succeeded. The name of the schedule is "pain", the name of the lamp is "unbelievable piece of shit", and the message reads "The pain of unbelievable piece of shit at 22:24:12 has been executed".
December 4, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Parking garages for bicycles are pretty rad actually

I mean look at this shit

First 24 hours are free, security is included, and there's 6000 parking spots. I love this shit. Bicycles and bicycle infrastructure are fucking cool.
A photo from the inside of a Dutch bicycle parking garage near the local train station, showing a view of aisle 21 holding probably a couple hundred bicycles. There's 40 aisles.
November 4, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Hey y'know I got pretty close to being one of the first 1m I guess, that's kinda cool
A bluesky "celebrating 10 million users" image, showing I'm number 1,050,549
September 17, 2024 at 7:47 AM
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Tape tape tape tape tape tape tape ta-
Tape, a collection of various rolls of tape, duct tape, masking tape, electrical tape, double sided tape and dammit, tape sounds weird now, tape
September 10, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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The life cycle of the eggplant is perilous, and eggplant migration season is no different. During it's migration the eggplant has to cross dangerous roads... And sometimes, these crossings come at a heavy price.
Eggplant roadkill
November 2, 2023 at 7:30 PM