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Dodgers Funhouse
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Silly, less-than-sober, but extremely sexy husband-and-wife #Dodger fans posting horrible observations during Dodger games. All for laughs. Follow us for bad humor and drinking tips.

We follow Dodger fans back. 2024 Champs, Baby!

#MLB #OpeningDay #dodger
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What Super Bowl?

Kiké is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#kik8 #superbowl #dodgers
February 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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#Dodgers be like...

#YoshinobuYamamoto #KirbyYates #FreeAgency #Nintendo #LetsAGo
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Kopech safely back for 2025.

#dodgers #mlb

www.truebluela.com/2025/1/9/243...
Dodgers sign Michael Kopech, avoid salary arbitration
The Dodgers avoided salary arbitration with reliever Michael Kopech by signing him to a one-year contract for 2025, worth $5.2 million.
www.truebluela.com
January 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Minor rebrand for 2025 Repeat Season. When do we sign Kiké?

Since the #dodgers don't have an official Blue Sky account yet, consider this one because we have more fun.

#mlb #dodger #worldseries #shohei #ohtani #2024champs
January 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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It's Statham's time to shine! Get that man to Chase Field, stat. #Dodgers #Diamondbacks #BEESBOY
May 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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ON WHAT PLANET IS THAT CALL AT HOME "SAFE"?

WTF IS THIS!?

Oh, they called New York for the challenge on the play. I get it.

#Dodgers #Mets #TotalFuckingBullshit
April 20, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Welp, Chris Taylor still sucks.

#Dodgers #Mets
April 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
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"You sometimes just gotta still have that little boy in you." - Orel

Um. What?

#Dodgers #Mets #NYMvsLAD #RecordYourself
April 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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"Jump on the first thing that is straight and hard." - Orel

Classic.

#Dodgers #Mets #NYMvsLAD #JumpOn
April 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Joe just said "Spurtable".

There's nothing else to say...

#SDvsLAD #Dodgers #Padres #Spurtable
April 14, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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And Teoscar again!!!! This time with people on base. That means more runs, gang.

#Dodgers #Cardinals #MLB #DingersAgain #Muppets
March 30, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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Teoscar now! Love the #Dingers !!!

#Dodgers #Cardinals #MLB #MoreDingers
March 30, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

#Dodgers #Cardinals #MLB
#Dingers #ThatWasQuick
March 30, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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I DON’T WANT TO BUILD A GOSH DARN SUBMARINE!!!

#Dodgers #Cardinals #MLB #language #wellactually
March 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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#AppleTV Sports Broadcasters are the XFL of Baseball Broadcasting. They're all the 'reporters' ESPN, Fox Sports, and others didn't want.

#Dodgers #Cardinals #Yankees #Trashros #MLB
March 30, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Let me be the first of #MLB 2024 #OpeningDay to say that #AppleTV sucks, selling rights to streaming services like #Peacock sucks, and #Apple TV still sucks.

#Dodgers #Cardinals #MLBsucks #Sucks
March 29, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Okay, now put #Kik8 in.

#STLvsLAD #Dodgers #Cardinals #BananaMan
March 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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FREEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could get used to this.

#STLvsLAD #Dodgers #OpeningDay #MLB #Dingers
March 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!!!!!!!

#STLvsLAD #Dodgers #Mookie #Blast #MLB
March 28, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Glasnow looking good. Can't wait for Miller, Yamamoto, Beuhler, Kersh to be our rotation.

#STLvsLAD #OpeningDay #Dodgers #MLB #DontGetHurt
March 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Dang it... Ohtani's epic first at bat ruined by a base running blunder.

#STLvsLAD #Dodgers #OpeningDay #StillADouble
March 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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I feel like Joe Davis just shows up for the fun games. Bring back Stephen Nelson!

#STLvsLAD #Dodgers #Cardinals #Brisket #OpeningDay
March 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Bryan Cranston doing the starting line ups for the #Dodgers was way, way, way better than expected. I mean, I love the guy and all he does, but that was amazing.

#OpeningDay #STLvsLAD #BreakingGood
March 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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Watching baseball on MLB.tv and we keep getting ads for submarines. I'm just not in the market for a submarine, guys.

#dodgers #angels #mlb #submariner #namor #aquaman #aguaman
March 26, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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The same people who are out there screaming about how guilty Shohei Ohtani is are the same people screaming about how innocent Trevor Bauer is.

"TrEvOr BaUeR dIdN't Do AnYtHiNg WrOnG!"

#MLB
March 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM