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DODGERBOY
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Just a guy trying to survive!
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I was standing in my kitchen looking out the windows today. My boy Mason who I lost in August paid me a visit today. You may not see him, but I sure did.
My disposable income buys me a Diet Mt. Dew.

A millionaire's disposable income buys them a politician.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When people say "it reminds me of the good old days" I assume they are talking about the TV show "Solid Gold".
a man in a silver bodysuit is dancing on a stage in front of a red background .
ALT: a man in a silver bodysuit is dancing on a stage in front of a red background .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hmmm....

What kind of bullshit can I say my kids said, so I can post it on social media for likes?
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
First ever fettuccine Alfredo with lemon pepper chicken.
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Where my Eggnog fiends at?
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There is only one way to eat a PB&J sandwich and that is with banana! (Not my picture).
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
How many of these glorious bastards is too many for one person to consume this holiday season?
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Tis the season...
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My fried rice is bigger than my plate.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
When I die, please bury me 40 feet deep so I dont hear the lawnmower.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not me balling over a god damn animated Droid!
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was standing in my kitchen looking out the windows today. My boy Mason who I lost in August paid me a visit today. You may not see him, but I sure did.
May 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM