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ᅠ— “ uhhh ... if i recall correctly ... „
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ ... i'd say about the destruction level of s nuclear bomb . maybe more . „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ ... well , thankfully for you , i havent seen any strange crystals yet . „ 💧
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ the thing that's been in my head was a bunch of cats i spotted messing with extremely destructive magic . „
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“ ... and ' extremely ' might be an understatement . „ 💧💧
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ as of my suddenly growing paranoia ... it seems like you're not gonna end up being alone in that department . „
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ though , maybe now that i think about it , i could link it to a recent event . „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ ... yeah . „
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ which is funny , because i don't know of anything that could go wrong right now . but hey , who knows what cards are dealt to me .ᐣ „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ to each their own , i suppose . „
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ ... buuut i think we can both agree being lonely isn't fun . actually , i'm starting to get sickly worried now . „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠi miss my wife (five foot four chocolate consuming vacuum cleaner)
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ good . „
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ anyways , what happened was that i was invited to some after-school activity . *supposedly* they were just going to log some artifacts around the area for research and stuff. „
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ instead i found them messing with magic capable of nuclear bomb level destruction . „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ a series of *interesting* events happened . „
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ i can tell you , but like , don't tell anybody . atleast , not our friends . i wouldn't like for them to be freaked out over something that happened on my watch . „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ as of january 15 , 2026 , it is . „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ which means it will only dissapear faster . „
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ— “ MIND YOUR BUSINESS YOU 30-YEARS-FROM-NOW BALD FRAUD .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ „
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