Blackadder for me. A character that can be inserted into any time period that seamlessly is a work of genius.

Omg! It exists! It’s set to private that must be why I’ve never seen it. I’ll have to get a aO3 account set up, I must be missing loads.

Or hey Hollywood! just remake it with Rhys and Taika and Con. I’m not fussy.

Bonus points if you can make Izzy the Danny DeVito role who has a past with Ed.

Except Ed is a bit of dick and they don’t really get on at first. But in the struggle to get Mary back safely they must depend on each other to outwit the crooks who have taken her.

On his way there, through a series of orchestrated mishaps, he ends up stranded in the middle of nowhere. But luckily, like a dashing hero straight out of Stedes books, Edward Teach (exotic bird smuggler just like the movie )appears from the jungle mist to save the day.

I think it’ll be a “being forced out of retirement “ scenario ala John Wick or Long Kiss Goodnight. I would fully expect the inn to be spectacularly blown up and destroyed and they have to go on the run. Their conflicting feelings about it will revealed then.

This is scarily accurate actually. 😳

Though, even though it was only released a month ago, I’m shocked Sushi Glory Hole by Lonely Island is only number 8! Cuz it sure as hell plays a lot in my head #hearusout