Doctor Victor von Doom
@doctorvicvondoom.bsky.social
Monarch of Latveria. Cinephile: https://boxd.it/aGlEV
Attention bluesky
Show me the X-Men
Show me the X-Men
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Attention bluesky
Show me the X-Men
Show me the X-Men
No! Never! What makes you say that?
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
No! Never! What makes you say that?
On this day, Doom commands the universe to acknowledge your existence as you are the sovereign of your story.
Doom decrees a year rich with victories both quiet and grand.
Let no cynic lower your gaze. Lift your head to the horizon, for even the stars envy those who dare to shine.
Happy Birthday!
Doom decrees a year rich with victories both quiet and grand.
Let no cynic lower your gaze. Lift your head to the horizon, for even the stars envy those who dare to shine.
Happy Birthday!
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
On this day, Doom commands the universe to acknowledge your existence as you are the sovereign of your story.
Doom decrees a year rich with victories both quiet and grand.
Let no cynic lower your gaze. Lift your head to the horizon, for even the stars envy those who dare to shine.
Happy Birthday!
Doom decrees a year rich with victories both quiet and grand.
Let no cynic lower your gaze. Lift your head to the horizon, for even the stars envy those who dare to shine.
Happy Birthday!
Why does Doom labor over DoomMart?
Because it is not merely a store. It is a statement.
It is a kingdom of order in a chaotic world of impulse buys.
Where others see retail, Doom sees empire-building with proper lighting and affordable canned goods.
Next up... TARCAT.
Because it is not merely a store. It is a statement.
It is a kingdom of order in a chaotic world of impulse buys.
Where others see retail, Doom sees empire-building with proper lighting and affordable canned goods.
Next up... TARCAT.
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Why does Doom labor over DoomMart?
Because it is not merely a store. It is a statement.
It is a kingdom of order in a chaotic world of impulse buys.
Where others see retail, Doom sees empire-building with proper lighting and affordable canned goods.
Next up... TARCAT.
Because it is not merely a store. It is a statement.
It is a kingdom of order in a chaotic world of impulse buys.
Where others see retail, Doom sees empire-building with proper lighting and affordable canned goods.
Next up... TARCAT.
Doom must create slogans because silence is the realm of the forgotten.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
October 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Doom must create slogans because silence is the realm of the forgotten.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
Let the people chant my phrases in checkout lines and dream of discounts in my name.
That, my friends, is immortality.
Doom requires slogans because mere mortals respond not to reason but to rhythm.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Doom requires slogans because mere mortals respond not to reason but to rhythm.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
The words must strike like lightning, must be simple enough for the masses, and potent enough to echo through eternity.
Doom has engaged a marketing team to promote his new franchise.
October 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Doom has engaged a marketing team to promote his new franchise.
Yes! If Doom must endure living beside a Walmart, he will remake it as DoomMart.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Yes! If Doom must endure living beside a Walmart, he will remake it as DoomMart.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
No squeaky carts. Only smooth-rolling chrome chariots.
No chaotic aisles. Only rows of perfect symmetry.
The grand opening ribbon will be cut by a plasma-edged blade.
Emma Frost just read your mind! 🧠
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
September 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Emma Frost just read your mind! 🧠
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
Using one video on your phone what does she see when she's in there? 🤔
In Latveria, emotions are conveyed through decree and action.
Yet here is Doom still learning to properly wield these tiny quadratic images.
Yet here is Doom still learning to properly wield these tiny quadratic images.
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
In Latveria, emotions are conveyed through decree and action.
Yet here is Doom still learning to properly wield these tiny quadratic images.
Yet here is Doom still learning to properly wield these tiny quadratic images.
Doom ordered Sea Monkeys to form the vanguard of my war with Namor.
The package promised an army. Doom expected tridents and rows of aquatic shock troops.
Instead, Doom received brine shrimp!
Pathetic specks that drift like dust upon the tides.
Doom cannot conquer Atlantis with fish food.
The package promised an army. Doom expected tridents and rows of aquatic shock troops.
Instead, Doom received brine shrimp!
Pathetic specks that drift like dust upon the tides.
Doom cannot conquer Atlantis with fish food.
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Doom ordered Sea Monkeys to form the vanguard of my war with Namor.
The package promised an army. Doom expected tridents and rows of aquatic shock troops.
Instead, Doom received brine shrimp!
Pathetic specks that drift like dust upon the tides.
Doom cannot conquer Atlantis with fish food.
The package promised an army. Doom expected tridents and rows of aquatic shock troops.
Instead, Doom received brine shrimp!
Pathetic specks that drift like dust upon the tides.
Doom cannot conquer Atlantis with fish food.
Latveria's banners fly high to celebrate the birthday of Jack Kirby, whose artistry molded Doom from shadows into legend.
He did not simply draw. He built empires upon the page.
Doom exists because Kirby willed it so, and for that, the world will forever bend the knee to the true King.
He did not simply draw. He built empires upon the page.
Doom exists because Kirby willed it so, and for that, the world will forever bend the knee to the true King.
August 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Latveria's banners fly high to celebrate the birthday of Jack Kirby, whose artistry molded Doom from shadows into legend.
He did not simply draw. He built empires upon the page.
Doom exists because Kirby willed it so, and for that, the world will forever bend the knee to the true King.
He did not simply draw. He built empires upon the page.
Doom exists because Kirby willed it so, and for that, the world will forever bend the knee to the true King.
25 Days, 25 Heroes Who Could Defeat Doom
Day 4:
Day 4:
August 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
25 Days, 25 Heroes Who Could Defeat Doom
Day 4:
Day 4:
25 Days, 25 Heroes Who Could Defeat Doom
Day 2:
Day 2:
August 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
25 Days, 25 Heroes Who Could Defeat Doom
Day 2:
Day 2:
Klaw thinks of himself as a master of sound. He is forever prattling about his sonic weapons as though volume equaled victory.
Doom gestures and creates a sonata of submission played upon the world's trembling stage.
Klaw merely turns up the #bass and hopes walls fall over in fright.
#VSS365
Doom gestures and creates a sonata of submission played upon the world's trembling stage.
Klaw merely turns up the #bass and hopes walls fall over in fright.
#VSS365
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
25 Days, 25 Heroes Who Could Defeat Doom
Day 1:
Day 1:
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
25 Days, 25 Heroes Who Could Defeat Doom
Day 1:
Day 1:
The simian Mandrill struts about and believes his biology makes him fearsome.
His visage and pheromone trickery inspire neither fear nor respect.
His power carries the #reek of desperation (quite literally). Doom commands armies through intellect and might, not… musk.
#vss365
His visage and pheromone trickery inspire neither fear nor respect.
His power carries the #reek of desperation (quite literally). Doom commands armies through intellect and might, not… musk.
#vss365
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
If you see this, post something purple!💜
August 20, 2025 at 7:20 AM
If you see this, post something purple!💜
The audacity! Doom's cloak, the symbol of Latverian might, hawked for bids on eBay like a used blender.
Doom seethes.... and with free shipping no less!
My eyes linger on the seller... their identity gnaws at me… why does it seem so familiar?
Doom seethes.... and with free shipping no less!
My eyes linger on the seller... their identity gnaws at me… why does it seem so familiar?
August 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The audacity! Doom's cloak, the symbol of Latverian might, hawked for bids on eBay like a used blender.
Doom seethes.... and with free shipping no less!
My eyes linger on the seller... their identity gnaws at me… why does it seem so familiar?
Doom seethes.... and with free shipping no less!
My eyes linger on the seller... their identity gnaws at me… why does it seem so familiar?
Once more, the Wrecking Crew lies broken at Doom's feet.
They are now the Wrecked Crew. Fit only for rubble, their legacy now matches their new name.
But still no sign of my cloak?!
They are now the Wrecked Crew. Fit only for rubble, their legacy now matches their new name.
But still no sign of my cloak?!
August 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Once more, the Wrecking Crew lies broken at Doom's feet.
They are now the Wrecked Crew. Fit only for rubble, their legacy now matches their new name.
But still no sign of my cloak?!
They are now the Wrecked Crew. Fit only for rubble, their legacy now matches their new name.
But still no sign of my cloak?!
Doom rises, intent on conquest, only to find the cloak -- THE CLOAK -- missing.
Without it, even the mirror mocks me, reflecting merely steel without majesty. I shall rattle the very earth until it is found.
Without it, even the mirror mocks me, reflecting merely steel without majesty. I shall rattle the very earth until it is found.
August 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Doom rises, intent on conquest, only to find the cloak -- THE CLOAK -- missing.
Without it, even the mirror mocks me, reflecting merely steel without majesty. I shall rattle the very earth until it is found.
Without it, even the mirror mocks me, reflecting merely steel without majesty. I shall rattle the very earth until it is found.
Drop some AXES 🪓🖤🎸
August 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Drop some AXES 🪓🖤🎸
The Jack of Hearts fancies himself a cosmic force, yet his very name implies he is but one card in a losing hand.
His greatest enemy is not Doom, nor other forces of evil, but the fashion police.
And Doom assures you, they will not be merciful.
His greatest enemy is not Doom, nor other forces of evil, but the fashion police.
And Doom assures you, they will not be merciful.
August 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The Jack of Hearts fancies himself a cosmic force, yet his very name implies he is but one card in a losing hand.
His greatest enemy is not Doom, nor other forces of evil, but the fashion police.
And Doom assures you, they will not be merciful.
His greatest enemy is not Doom, nor other forces of evil, but the fashion police.
And Doom assures you, they will not be merciful.