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Johnny
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Esteemed podcast guest, hosting and posting at culturedumpster.com, writing for Hard Drive & The Hard Times.

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Pegnanf sonic
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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How am I supposed to understand how Windows 95 works if I don't have Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry explain it to me?
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Microsoft is so fucking desperate for anyone to give a shit about copilot.
Tip of the month Copilot + PowerPoint = Party mode activated Just say, “Create a presentation about [your topic] hot takes” (maybe “pumpkin pie versus pecan”). Copilot whips up stylish slides with vibrant images so you can focus on winning the pie debate. Become an AI superstar! Discover how Microsoft 365 Copilot can simplify party planning and spark gift ideas. See live demos, get expert insights, and ask your burning questions—no topic is too small or too strange.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Be quiet, she’s sleeping.
Ivy the cat hides her face from the camera
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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I mean come on
Scar from the lion king giving the cuntiest come hither stare ever ever animated
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Duct tape has existed for decades
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I love my Burger President
President Trump stands in front of a backdrop covered in McDonald’s arches and “THE GOLDEN AGE”. Trump holds his left hand up to his ear as if he can hear the filet o fish frying in the background, a wistful smile on his face.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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"A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that?” - JD Vance

I found the answer.
Ronald Reagan aka the great Satan
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The Blowjob Brothers
Chris Cuomo, Blowjob Brother Vince McMahon, Blowjob Brother
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The homie @alyssamerc.bsky.social with some excellent reporting on the performative allyship of Geoff Keighley and The Game Awards.
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
Not long after, several Future Class members gave a virtual presentation to Keighley and Weir, acknowledging the importance of the programme while expressing concerns about its “goals, structure, and sustainability”. They offered suggestions for how to improve both the programme and the awards ceremony in general, such as featuring more female presenters, improved accessibility options, and an acknowledgment of the recent deluge of layoffs in the industry). Younès Rabii, a 2022 inductee, said that Keighley was visibly frustrated during the call, while another member said he was “incensed”. Keighley and Weir did not respond to a request for comment.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The Democratic Party strategy against fighting fascism explained:
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Same as it ever was
Frame from the Simpsons at the democratic national convention with banners that say “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern!” Hanging from the ceiling
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Cuomo could surprise us. I mean his meme game remains undefeated.
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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@katmabu.bsky.social and I will be on a mission from God when we discuss the 1980 classic The Blues Brothers on the @culturedumpster.com podcast in a little over a week. Turns out, it’s always been cool to hate Illinois Nazis.
The blues brothers
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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It’s probably fine that the first suggested search for “Who is” on grokipedia is “Who is a Jew?”
the first suggested search for “Who is” on grokipedia is “Who is a Jew?”
October 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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This stupid bullshit.
When Tolkien wrote about the hobbits, he was referring to the gentlefolk of the English shires, who don’t realize the horrors that take place far away. They were able to live their lives in peace and tranquility, but only because they were protected by the hard men of Gondor. What happened to the nice man who was brutally murdered while walking his dog will happen to all of England if the tide of illegal immigration is not turned. It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die.
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I wouldn’t do that, it’s a load bearing poster.
A load bearing poster from the Simpsons with Trump on the cover of time instead of Krusty the clown
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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What’s the problem?
During Biden’s administration, a U.S. Secret Service agent discovered a small, zippered plastic bag containing cocaine in the West Wing entrance lobby. Speculation has pointed to Hunter Biden, an admitted drug user. Additional evidence includes a laptop, seized in 2019, which contains photos of frequent drug use alongside emails about foreign business dealings (Ukraine, China) involving his father, Joe, while he was Vice President.
October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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It’s even more beautiful than I imagined @murderxbryan.bsky.social
Queeber The Ghriss
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Look how proud that bird is that I’m being forced to climb through its shit. @suckerpunchprod.bsky.social this is a hate crime against Gamers.
A bird proudly points its wing at Atsu and its handiwork as she climbs a shit smeared cliff side in Ghost of Yotei
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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This may be the best flub in Guys history
An audio only version of the video version of the Sunday night stream on Guys+
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Women don’t like the vehicle.
The Mako from Mass Effect
October 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Doing some research for a future episode of @culturedumpster.com
The Governor Hardcover Rod Blagojevich
October 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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“Want a wick of my wowwi?”
JD Vance holds his lollipop
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM