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Doctor Sluice
@doctorsluice.bsky.social
Retired USAF, hubby, Dad to 4 men, Opa to 1. Liberal, banned book library owner & builder (3). A poet, rabble-rouser, and Mystic.
The ENTIRE 4th Riech is a joke! From Dotard J Titanic all the way down to that farcicle Judge Jeanine "Ferris-Wheel" Pirro and the OBVIOUSLY uneducated Education Secretary Linda "LetsGetReadyToRumble" McMahon.
Then there is the "Rumplestiltskinish-Nosferatu-Hack", Stephen Miller. I mean, c'mon...!
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My!
Izzat a distant cousin to Skeksis Chamberlain?!
The Dark Crystal (yeah, I am THAT old).
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's official y'all!
We are up FOR SALE!

Just the house, tho.
We can't be bought like our Representatives can.
August 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If only a lil voodoo would do just what ya want it to...
August 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In this hellscape turmoil that's our new reality, sometimes it's the little things that even tho they may make you smile, they also make you scratch your head and think, 'WTF?'

Since when did moving force one to change their email address? This made me laugh:
July 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
So, I'm out in the backyard putting in flagstone pavers in 80°/ 99% humidity and my wife comes up a says you got a present on the front porch. Hint: it ain't the Jeep or the Vanagon (or the mulch). I'm a big kid with a BIG wagon! 😁
July 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
A little piece I penned in 2009?
June 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The weakest 4 of a kind in the history of world poker.
Four Jack-asses.

A JD douche. (Jack)

A spineless feck of Rubio. (Jack)

A skanky HagSnatch. (Jack)

And the one pussy he didn't grab-- a.k.a. Dotard J Titanic. (Jack)
June 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hey, Dotard J Titanic...you've never won an election against a man. Guess since you're not WOKE, you're Facts-Asleep even more so than your so-called pet name for the Incredible Joseph R. Biden, Jr. -- Not so sleepy, poopy-pants!
June 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
There is nothing more fun than playing with an AI image generator. And nobody deserves more creative licensing than Dotard J Titanic. Sumbitch earned EVERY last zero and one generated.
June 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A GLORIOUS turn out for Dotard J Titanic's birthday celebration of the US Army's 250th birthday! Much love and respect was had.
June 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Same shit... different day.
'Cept now it's tariffs, deportations, and running the world.
8647.
Please?
May 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
@jamescomey.bsky.social

Hey, don't sweat the goons.
I put out a line of 8645 shirts and nobody blinked. Even in Gov. Reynolds' country.

They're writing their own fake news.

Peace!
May 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm with Comey.

Suck it Noem!
May 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
And now for something completely different. Today is day one of reading Bram Stoker's Dracula in real time with commentary by the Internet. Some days a little reading; some days none; Oct 3rd apparently A LOT! It's not too late to grab a copy or sign up for the daily emails.

Hope it doesn't suck.
May 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
One of the best things about BlueSky is I'll never run into my siblings or parents on this platform. And yes, I DID attend family Easter lunch at Mom & Dad's.

Resist. Revolt. Reclaim!
April 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Linda, Linda, Linda!
I asked my artificial intelligence engine to create a life-like self portrait.

I'm rather impressed!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
THIS IS AMERICA TODAY!
Oh, snap! I think I peed a little!
April 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Humpy DAY!

Anybody else got one of these? Original Poke the POTUS voodoo doll. Little bastard been hangin' round my office several years. I keep jabbin' ole Dotard J Titanic with pins, but only one has pierced its mark. Funny how life imitates art. Time to turn him into a right proper pin cushion.
April 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In a yard VT.
God! I love this state!

STAND OUT
April 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Whilst visiting our grandson, Ethan and his parents in Vermont, a quick trip to Ben & Jerry's reminds us there IS only one world and the one heart it doesn't need is shitting in the WH.

And I guaran-DAMN-tee you, there wernt no MAGA hats anywhere near the joint!
March 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
According to "Das Kampf" 2025 only men have balls. Guess that makes 100% of Dotard's cabinet women and/or feckless cry baby twats just like HIM. And if he had any balls, he'd act like the Jesus he he blasphemes.
March 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Back in 2022(?) I asked Google's Bard to show me an image of tRump as Prez in 2025. This was its reply. Weird.
March 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I've probably put 500 miles on Operator Positioning Entry Devices (OPED) exactly like this one, and I would put 500 more, just to be the man that puts a Hellfire smartly thru the Dotard's door.

Scope Dopes: IYKYK!
March 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
@raskin.house.gov
THANK YOU for what I learned today! FOIA requests are flying out of Winterset, Iowa. I wanna know what fELON & "BigBalls" know.
Get on it, folks!

Let's swamp those bastards.
March 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The rUsSiAn state approves of you, Dotard J Titanic.
Such a fragile, flaccid, feckless, farce.
One master to Pull your strings and one to Manage you.
With all the time you Putin, you Musk be tired from being so incredibly great. You are the perfect MAGA - Moscow Agent Governing America.
Bravo.
puke
March 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM