tulip szn in chicago always reminds me i am no better than a dutchman of antiquity bc these shits slap

hello hr? my manager is mogging me by wearing one of my all time holy grails. yes i'll hold

late to work (off brand) bc i stopped to, w my library card keychain, gently scoop a worm up off the sidewalk and deposit it in a bed of tulips (on brand)

in america at any point in time there's someone using their phone at top fucking volume in public without headphones and i think that's beautiful

taking the substance tonight

wearing my secondhand finds like a french-canadian beaver trapper wearing his finest pelts