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Alyssa
@doctormaneuver.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader HA HA HA
Crazy how alcohol makes you drunk
August 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What the fuck is lemon8
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Can we stop saying bruh now and go back to saying bro? I'm really really tired of bruh
August 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
thinking about getting into one direction ???
July 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
What if I got a neck tattoo
May 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
if I get an exciting macaron chestnut cocoa lafufu do I gain or lose aura points ?
April 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reducing my children's screen time (putting birdseed by the screen door)
April 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Umm hop off my dick??
April 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Google says that magenta is a purplish-red color girl are you crazy?? Purplish-red??
April 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Locking in 😤💪
April 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by Alyssa
does anyone want to form an alliance
April 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I've been really getting into fresh air lately
April 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
instagram should have a closer friends story
March 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
We really need to upgrade the national anthem bc what the fuck is a rampart
March 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
you know it's a good sandwich when gasping for air between bites
January 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm so damn tired of polyester
December 29, 2024 at 6:27 AM
@traderjoes hey girl! why is there a bottle cap inside my coffee creamer
December 24, 2024 at 4:10 PM
thinking about gravity or whatever
November 26, 2024 at 2:41 AM
every time a cop uses their weewoo lights just to avoid waiting at an intersection I want to scream and slam my face into the steering wheel
November 21, 2024 at 4:34 AM
am I allowed to say that I find Pepto bismol to be very tasty
November 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
wish spirit halloween had a produce section
September 11, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I feel like yodelling isn't that hard
April 18, 2024 at 5:37 AM
do yourself a favor and get some blue diamond no sugar added chocolate almond milk you'll thank me
February 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM
i had the most awful dream that the wiggles never existed and I was the only one that remembered so I had to do a yesterday (2019)
February 20, 2024 at 5:47 PM