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Peak of humanity in 2025

1+1=2
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
At $1000, I'll fly to space on Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin and take Beyond Meatballs to space! #BYND
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
To have this so called super encryption on X Chat, you need to set it up by entering a 4 digit pass code. #NuffSaid #X
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
"Driving about 5 mph in a Publix plaza parking lot and I hear a loud crack. And this is what I came out to. Didn't hit a curb or anything. Had this for 6 weeks." #TSLA #TSLAQ
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
#AI #OpenAI
October 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Cutting your foreskin causes autism, says the man with a brain half-eaten by a worm and lifetime drug abuse, who also enjoys the occasional dip in e. coli infested puddles #MAGA #MAHA
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Putin is desperate and shitting his pants 💩🤡
I bet he's been phoning Trump and the axes of evil non-stop 😂

Like Mussolini, Trump and Orban are also switching sides because bullies and autocrats always side with the winners & never hesitate to backstab anyone
October 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Alex Jones, the greatest conspiracy theorist ever, has finally been proven right!

Adolf Hitler did indeed escape to Argentina and is still alive, recently photographed below.
September 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! Errol Musk 🤢🤮
#ElonMusk #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TSLA #TSLAQ
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/w...
September 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Argentina: Before and After
September 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
#Musked Datacenters will also make this worse. People are already paying twice or thrice the usual rate for electricity as utility companies subsidize datacenters while passing the bill to household consumers! #AI
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
you were an aircraft electrical / environmental systems specialist for 30 years and still don't know that exhaust fumes are toxic?!
September 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
A radioactive drug cartel member removing the letters DEFENSE to be later replaced with WAR #DoD #DoW #MAGA
September 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
If you invested $250K 8 years ago in the S&P500, today you'd have $900K

This fool is SAD to cancel his order after 8 years! 😂
#TSLA #TSLAQ
September 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
India population: 1.45 billion
% of population that can afford a Tesla: <1%
% of population ordering a Tesla: 0.00005% 😂
#TSLA #TSLAQ
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
The biggest fraudster in human history has now stated that 80% of Tesla's value (a one car company) is in Optimus (a robot that can serve popcorn while being operated remotely).

This is after repeatedly saying that Tesla's value is in FSD (now worth $0). #TSLA #TSLAQ
September 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Tesla claims another innocent victim 🤬
#TSLA #TSLAQ
September 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Elon will have to once again re-write and re-educate #Grok 😂🍿
August 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
According to @groktr.bsky.social this person is and is not Linda Sarsour posing with a Nazi Swastika.

#AGI soon, they said. Now we have misinformation AI slop from LLMs too! 😂
August 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Looks selling overpriced moldable plastic footwear that can be cheaply manufactured anywhere in the world for cents on the dollars is not a good business model.

but... but.. the furus said it's trading at 6 FWD PE! 😂 #CROX #Crocs
August 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
everything he does is a fraud

Do you remember Elon Musk vs Lex Fridman "training" jiujitsu in jeans?
July 27, 2025 at 1:45 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
The current Tesla pump is that it will reach $20T MC. This video is Unitree's humanoid robot costing 5x less. #TSLA #TSLAQ
July 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
doctorguru.bsky.social
what Tesla promises vs what it delivers 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ
July 25, 2025 at 11:12 AM
doctorguru.bsky.social
Everyone's partnering and/or scaling robotaxis meanwhile Tesla can't even operate L2 supervised taxis in a penis-shaped geofenced location 😂 #TSLA #TSLAQ
July 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM