The Buffoon Formally Known As Alt_Lawyer
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Okaerinasaimase, goshujin-sama!! Welcome to the KNIGHT CAFE!!
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Okaerinasaimase, goshujin-sama!! Welcome to the KNIGHT CAFE!!
[IMPOSSIBLY LOUD WAR-HORN BLAST]
Go for David Lynch's voice.
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Go for David Lynch's voice.
You just have to have a leap of faith. And plenty of fiber.
April 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You just have to have a leap of faith. And plenty of fiber.
You too! ☺️ It's been too long!
April 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You too! ☺️ It's been too long!
Incorrect. None are acceptable.
February 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Incorrect. None are acceptable.
I'm currently losing a fight with my bedroom closet for space. It has a washer/dryer combo in it and my mom left some stuff here for when she visits, so it has made it difficult to organize.
January 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm currently losing a fight with my bedroom closet for space. It has a washer/dryer combo in it and my mom left some stuff here for when she visits, so it has made it difficult to organize.
I absolutely do and would love help tackling it.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I absolutely do and would love help tackling it.
Manatee would be a good choice. They're truly the capybara of the sea.
December 16, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Manatee would be a good choice. They're truly the capybara of the sea.
Capybara.
December 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Capybara.
Already? Lort.
December 2, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Already? Lort.
So the argument has moved from, "Video games are too expensive," to, "Video games give you...too much video game."
November 29, 2024 at 11:01 PM
So the argument has moved from, "Video games are too expensive," to, "Video games give you...too much video game."
THANK YOU. I felt like the only person who saw what was actually happening during the play. Sanchez does not just run into the lineman.
November 29, 2024 at 5:11 AM
THANK YOU. I felt like the only person who saw what was actually happening during the play. Sanchez does not just run into the lineman.
Is this the same horse that made you Rube Goldberg through that shed?
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Is this the same horse that made you Rube Goldberg through that shed?
She is here and ready to party.
November 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
She is here and ready to party.
Someone say pspsps?
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Someone say pspsps?
No Christmas changes everything about the movie. If it's not Christmas, there's no Christmas party, and if there's no party, McClane isn't at Nakatomi Tower.
November 21, 2024 at 5:36 PM
No Christmas changes everything about the movie. If it's not Christmas, there's no Christmas party, and if there's no party, McClane isn't at Nakatomi Tower.
HORS
November 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
HORS