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doctorexcellent.bsky.social
Sachin.
@doctorexcellent.bsky.social
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The ach is silent.
Apatheist, nevertheless.
But also always amore.
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My kid's new shirt was made to get a stain on it that will resemble an asteroid, thus making it sad and funny.
A shirt that says "Happy Dino Family" with a picture of a parent and child dinosaur. Little do they know their fate awaits (if/when a stain resembles an asteroid).
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Well after our lone star had abandoned us...
Vince Carter wearing Texas Rangers baseball uniform
October 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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My Reese's peanut butter cup had two wrappers. Do I win a prize?

Or is the prize the extra wrapper?
#MildlyInteresting
A mini Reese's peanut butter cup with two wrappers instead of the standard one wrapper.
October 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Here you go...

Also, I'm Canadian so you'll have to explain further (and slow, eh), do all Americans pay the NYC mayor's salary? Is that how Mr. Giuliani got so rich?
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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When the #BlueJays play Game 7 of the #ALCS on #Diwali
AI generated image of a blue bird (wearing a Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap) performing a Hindu prayer next to an idol of Lord Ganesh, who is missing the rat that is normally at his feet.
October 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Happy Diwal'oween

A Spooktacular Festival of Light
A skull with a garland hung around it, above a door and surrounded by bricks
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Some sky
October 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Ahhh, a feel-good story
Text on TV saying CTV Edmonton Billionaire Murders
October 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Fixed
A poster showing a timeline of Archbishops of Canterbury with Sarah Mullally's name replaced by the word "WOMAN" as a sarcastic reminder that she will likely be referred to as "female Archbishop..."
October 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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top panel : Ted, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples. bottom panel : Why should they be happy?
September 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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No I swear it gets better.
September 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Whoever is spying on me via algorithm is wasting their time.
A headline clip that says Science news this week: A key Atlantic current nears collapse, the world's biggest iceberg shatters, and mouse brains rewrite neuroscience The lyrics to a song that read, sigh, (I apologize to everyone who is hearing this) Girl your booty is so round I just wanna lay you down Let me take you from behind I won't come until it's time But if I cannot sleep with you Maybe I could have a taste Put your nani on my tongue And your booty on my face
September 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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"Then why don't you go chase him?"
A thermostat screen showing that it is 24.5 (no unit, but it's °C because they know nobody would ever think it's Fahrenheit. Also, the text says "Fan is running."
August 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Wooden cutlery... Tongue depressing.
A plate of food in a box with a small wooden spoon.
August 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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With alt text...
A small child raising his hands to ostensibly praise wispy reddish clouds at sunset.
August 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Praise the Sky
August 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Only because I'm a fan of smacking.
August 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Hot sauce in a jar with the words "Mango Masala Marination" written in bad handwriting.
August 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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More of a figurine than a puppet...
August 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I can't see which of their rules I broke...
Tank You It was a magical experience. Better than my marriage or the birth of my children. Some folks exchange propane tanks... But not at (COMPANY). They make you feel like a demi-god. I'd give five stars if they made me feel like a god, tho.
August 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Not sure what I did wrong... Except offer my opinion (which they asked for)
A letter from a company saying my review did not meet publishing guidelines. It is addressed to "Bort Sampson," which is not my name. Review guidelines that state the following: Review uses offensive, abusive or prejudicial language • Review is not relevant to the product being reviewed • Review exceeds 100 words • Review contains a price reference • Review attempts to solicit responses from others (creating a forum) • Review contains content about competitors • Review mentions personally identifiable information • Review mentions customer service issues, shipping issues, return policies or safety concerns. A blank review page with the text: "Edit your review by replacing all your words with other words" added by me.
August 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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LFG
July 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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50 points right here
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM