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Dr. Zaius
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Some people call me Maurice. WOOT-WOO
Bad as can
Lieutenant Corporal in the Gazpacho
Crisis Actor, Singer, and Dancer.
My safe word is Albuquerque
Dear Canada,

You have my deepest apologies for the buffoonery of a certain orange individual.

Know that I will always support Canadian sovereignty and you can count on me as a member of the Eh-Team.
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I have one requirement for anyone sharing a bathroom with me. If I run out of toilet paper you can't leave me hanging.

You promise to take care of me and we're good.
November 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I like my Howard Hughes wannabees to be more like the guy who flew the experimental planes than the guy who kept all his feces in jars while barricading in a movie theater watching Ice Station Zebra on loop.
November 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM