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His objective is distraction at best. At worst, he is gaslighting by excusing someone else of the exact thing he did (e.g., with Epstein and/or Guthrie)
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
His objective is distraction at best. At worst, he is gaslighting by excusing someone else of the exact thing he did (e.g., with Epstein and/or Guthrie)
He has all the best cognitive
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 AM
He has all the best cognitive
There is no way that Trump would ever sit for a test that could make him look bad. I think the real question here is: Who or what is making it such that he has to take these tests?
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 AM
There is no way that Trump would ever sit for a test that could make him look bad. I think the real question here is: Who or what is making it such that he has to take these tests?
New Yorkers can't count
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
New Yorkers can't count
Will the series be convergent or divergent?
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Will the series be convergent or divergent?
Mark this. I can assure you that it will get much much worse.
December 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Mark this. I can assure you that it will get much much worse.
MAGA loves to claim law and order... except when the law swings to fairness and not their privilege
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
MAGA loves to claim law and order... except when the law swings to fairness and not their privilege
This is also evil
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This is also evil
Then why did he strike again? You don't aim missiles at fog.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Then why did he strike again? You don't aim missiles at fog.
When it evitably malfunctions, it will be ocean trash
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When it evitably malfunctions, it will be ocean trash
This is reprehensible!! How could you have a tree lighting ceremony before Thanksgiving???!? Oh, yeah, and the guns...but that goes without saying.
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is reprehensible!! How could you have a tree lighting ceremony before Thanksgiving???!? Oh, yeah, and the guns...but that goes without saying.
I dont trust men that wear makeup. Ever.
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I dont trust men that wear makeup. Ever.
A correct response from a reporter would be "The American People"
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A correct response from a reporter would be "The American People"
Unfortunately, I believe it is officially time to rename your column to "Today in Bribery"
October 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Unfortunately, I believe it is officially time to rename your column to "Today in Bribery"
I disagree. It should say "Now you're actually being tread on"
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I disagree. It should say "Now you're actually being tread on"
She is literally clutching her pearls
September 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
She is literally clutching her pearls
In the card, his narrative is a riddle about what there is in life that is better than having it all. He then outlined this riddle with a young female form and wrote "Enigma never age". Clearly the answer to his riddle is having females that never age.
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
In the card, his narrative is a riddle about what there is in life that is better than having it all. He then outlined this riddle with a young female form and wrote "Enigma never age". Clearly the answer to his riddle is having females that never age.
Better start playing some Barry White on the loudspeaker 📢
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Better start playing some Barry White on the loudspeaker 📢
Yes, we are alarmed. Now what?
August 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Yes, we are alarmed. Now what?
Markwayne is what you name your kid if you think Mark Twain sounds cool, but you cant read and get him confused with John Wayne
July 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Markwayne is what you name your kid if you think Mark Twain sounds cool, but you cant read and get him confused with John Wayne