It’s one of these and it was the first time I said it to her

Enjoying the natural Australian wildlife

Went to get our bins in after bin day and someone had dumped these ?blood stained knives (and salad fork) into our recycling bin. Seemed extremely dodge so called the police who said “yeah, nothing we’ll do about that. Dispose of them yourself”

Two bees or not two bees, that is the question

An e-bike with baby seat

oh god does anyone have $1270 in bitcoin, I can't have this getting out

She climbed up on the drawer and started eating raw poppadoms

James Baldwin expressed it long before I felt it

I’ve been a mama for over a year now and I’d like to do a little earnest reflection.

I have always loved children and always wanted to have a family. I thought I wouldn’t mind however children came into my life- biological, adopted, step-parent etc.

Them: what are you smoking???
Me:

I’ve got 20k followers on twitter but fuck Elon I’m posting the fairy penguins here

Went to see a comedy show for the 2nd time since having a baby and saw this awesome poster