DocM55🌈🧪
@docm55.bsky.social
Retired scientist. 👬 for 27 yrs. Violinist. Animal lover. Show tunes queen. Wannabe comedian. Cancer survivor. The US has been having a Cold Civil War since 1865.
I know, that was a painful attempt at a joke.
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I know, that was a painful attempt at a joke.
It wasn’t perfect, but 2 years later, I played in the university opera orch. for a production and listened to it day & night. I still listen to it & still get chills down my spine and tears down my cheeks when I hear Jessie Norman’s “Dove Sono.”
If my math is correct, I’m one year older than you!
If my math is correct, I’m one year older than you!
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It wasn’t perfect, but 2 years later, I played in the university opera orch. for a production and listened to it day & night. I still listen to it & still get chills down my spine and tears down my cheeks when I hear Jessie Norman’s “Dove Sono.”
If my math is correct, I’m one year older than you!
If my math is correct, I’m one year older than you!
Consider buying a toilet auger. It’s kind of like a colonoscopy for a toilet. 😂
I don’t even use a plunger when there’s a clog; I go right to my 6-ft tool.
I don’t even use a plunger when there’s a clog; I go right to my 6-ft tool.
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Consider buying a toilet auger. It’s kind of like a colonoscopy for a toilet. 😂
I don’t even use a plunger when there’s a clog; I go right to my 6-ft tool.
I don’t even use a plunger when there’s a clog; I go right to my 6-ft tool.
Some interesting legal details about same-sex marriage and the Supreme Court.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Some interesting legal details about same-sex marriage and the Supreme Court.
Hell yeah. You’ve been more butch in the last few hours than I’ve been in the last year!
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hell yeah. You’ve been more butch in the last few hours than I’ve been in the last year!
Risqué version of yesterday’s reply: The only time I want to see eight hairy legs is in a foursome.
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Risqué version of yesterday’s reply: The only time I want to see eight hairy legs is in a foursome.
Maybe Jamie should have drank more Activia!
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Maybe Jamie should have drank more Activia!
Everybody wants to get into the act!
October 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Everybody wants to get into the act!
Even though Seinfeld was a show about nothing, it’s amazing in how many situations I use memes from it!
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Even though Seinfeld was a show about nothing, it’s amazing in how many situations I use memes from it!
Wow, Godzilla was so “big” that he has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
October 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Wow, Godzilla was so “big” that he has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!
Girls, Girls, GIRLS! You’re all “old” in gay male years, and all your tails have tales.
October 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Girls, Girls, GIRLS! You’re all “old” in gay male years, and all your tails have tales.
Yeah, but unlike us, she doesn’t have a place to hang the dustpan!
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Yeah, but unlike us, she doesn’t have a place to hang the dustpan!
That reminded me that a kid I knew got a used “Playboy Pink” Mustang when we were in high school in the 70s. I think he thought he was going to be cool, but he mostly got teased with pimp and gay jokes.
October 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
That reminded me that a kid I knew got a used “Playboy Pink” Mustang when we were in high school in the 70s. I think he thought he was going to be cool, but he mostly got teased with pimp and gay jokes.
Today I completed radiation treatments for prostate cancer. I always asked for classical music during treatments. Today, Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries was playing & I emerged from the machine at the triumphant end of the music. Today, Brunhilde & her Valkyries were firing arrows at my tumor cells!
February 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Today I completed radiation treatments for prostate cancer. I always asked for classical music during treatments. Today, Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries was playing & I emerged from the machine at the triumphant end of the music. Today, Brunhilde & her Valkyries were firing arrows at my tumor cells!
The French Horn player didn’t realize that the “hammer blow of fate” in Mahler’s Sixth Symphony referred to him until the percussionist with the long arms missed the box.
January 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The French Horn player didn’t realize that the “hammer blow of fate” in Mahler’s Sixth Symphony referred to him until the percussionist with the long arms missed the box.
