A few new followers and the first time someone subbed to my twitch channel in a while, I must be doing something right. I promise not to let this newfound fame go to my head. Probably.

I've half-joked the Democrats are taking the lyrics to "Soup Is Good Food" unironically so I guess the Republicans are countering with "Saturday Night Holocaust."

Thy party, journeying in unfamiliar country, ye happen ‘pon a grim hamlet. Beset by fog, its denizens wander in twilight. All good deeds & good men fall ill, & the locals blame an ancient curse. ‘Tis no mere curse—these lands be haunted…by SPECTRES OF AVARICE: blog.wizworldlive.com/p/spectres-o...

tbf who else aside from maybe prime-era Popovich would be willing and able to salvage this roster as it currently stands?

Thankfully the pills and a budding relationship with a woman I met offline are keeping me from stepping off the ledge, we'll see how long those last.

Wrote and deleted and wrote and deleted a follow-up comment because idk how much more irony I can deploy to keep myself from snapping and running out naked in the street like that guy who voted for Kony 2012.

UPDATE: It got worse

gonna stop watching this game and hope the original prediction comes true

If the Wizards can't beat this Nets team I don't see how they get even 10 wins this season.

Tuned in just to watch Bilal take a ball that Igor Demin forgot to dribble with and then dunk it...a couple inches short as it bounced off the rim. This fucking team.

As a casual Washington Team of Football fan I'm at peace with this season getting thrown in the trash and can focus on not-NFL things instead.

Guess I'll play the Mark Fisher "Capitalist Realism" bit:

I'd also love to live in a world where the worst thing I had to deal with was my sports teams being shit, but alas

I think he checked out 20 minutes into the flick.

We had "Can we have a little genocide? Just a bit of ethnic cleansing?" last year so I fear there is no bottom.