Bill White
@docfroggo.bsky.social
I post dig holes and I know things.
MSNABCNN reporter: "We get it, your side thinks a monkey with a machine gun is bad. But have we heard the monkey's side of the story?"
Monkey: "Ook?"
Reporter: "See, it's fine, this is just a distraction. We NEED to be talking about how his eating so many bananas is making them too expensive!"
Monkey: "Ook?"
Reporter: "See, it's fine, this is just a distraction. We NEED to be talking about how his eating so many bananas is making them too expensive!"
May 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
MSNABCNN reporter: "We get it, your side thinks a monkey with a machine gun is bad. But have we heard the monkey's side of the story?"
Monkey: "Ook?"
Reporter: "See, it's fine, this is just a distraction. We NEED to be talking about how his eating so many bananas is making them too expensive!"
Monkey: "Ook?"
Reporter: "See, it's fine, this is just a distraction. We NEED to be talking about how his eating so many bananas is making them too expensive!"
So I guess we're at the "rageboner gooning with a concrete fleshlight" part of late stage capitalism huh.
April 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
So I guess we're at the "rageboner gooning with a concrete fleshlight" part of late stage capitalism huh.
Everyone would see Goldberg added to chat. They're testing narrative control and operational freedom. Worst case, someone takes a fall, Trump pardons, and the only people outraged already were. Best case, "lol jk totes classified", send Goldberg to Gitmo, go after Atlantic, infosec precedent set.
March 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Everyone would see Goldberg added to chat. They're testing narrative control and operational freedom. Worst case, someone takes a fall, Trump pardons, and the only people outraged already were. Best case, "lol jk totes classified", send Goldberg to Gitmo, go after Atlantic, infosec precedent set.
Yes judge I'm stealing your cookies. Stop? LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU they're out of your house now no takebacksies.
Why? They were, uh, poisoned. Yes I lab tested them, the fact there's no poison in them proves JUST HOW POISONOUS THEY ARE!
Trust me! Prove it? *munch munch* it'sh... shtate shecretsh!
Why? They were, uh, poisoned. Yes I lab tested them, the fact there's no poison in them proves JUST HOW POISONOUS THEY ARE!
Trust me! Prove it? *munch munch* it'sh... shtate shecretsh!
March 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Yes judge I'm stealing your cookies. Stop? LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU they're out of your house now no takebacksies.
Why? They were, uh, poisoned. Yes I lab tested them, the fact there's no poison in them proves JUST HOW POISONOUS THEY ARE!
Trust me! Prove it? *munch munch* it'sh... shtate shecretsh!
Why? They were, uh, poisoned. Yes I lab tested them, the fact there's no poison in them proves JUST HOW POISONOUS THEY ARE!
Trust me! Prove it? *munch munch* it'sh... shtate shecretsh!
My place in Hell was earned in the 90s, when I chose to start an ISP instead of a coffee house.
March 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My place in Hell was earned in the 90s, when I chose to start an ISP instead of a coffee house.
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Why is it that when the democrats have the presidency, a government shutdown would be taking away their power, but with Trump in office, a shutdown is "giving him what he wants"?
March 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Why is it that when the democrats have the presidency, a government shutdown would be taking away their power, but with Trump in office, a shutdown is "giving him what he wants"?
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“Power is for those who lack the courage to be beautiful.”
—Constance Debré
—Constance Debré
March 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Power is for those who lack the courage to be beautiful.”
—Constance Debré
—Constance Debré
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Meme of the day
February 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Meme of the day
Two quotes keep resonating in my head in the moment.
"Hard times require furious dancing" - Alice Walker
"Laugh hard at the absurdly evil" - Jenny Holzer
"Hard times require furious dancing" - Alice Walker
"Laugh hard at the absurdly evil" - Jenny Holzer
February 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Two quotes keep resonating in my head in the moment.
"Hard times require furious dancing" - Alice Walker
"Laugh hard at the absurdly evil" - Jenny Holzer
"Hard times require furious dancing" - Alice Walker
"Laugh hard at the absurdly evil" - Jenny Holzer
If your food seems dull, but it's already salty enough, a little acid can brighten it right up. The same is true for people.
February 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If your food seems dull, but it's already salty enough, a little acid can brighten it right up. The same is true for people.
Every now and then, I wonder if Cassandra, in those moments when the night is quiet and still and the world seems to hold its breath, ever indulged in the bittersweet laudanum of thinking "fuck it, they deserve what's coming".
February 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Every now and then, I wonder if Cassandra, in those moments when the night is quiet and still and the world seems to hold its breath, ever indulged in the bittersweet laudanum of thinking "fuck it, they deserve what's coming".
There is no "system" coming to save us, just ordinary people mostly playing fairly by convention. When power trumps rule and process, the only bulwark is the willingness of ordinary adults to make extraordinary sacrifice. This is not somebody else's problem.
February 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There is no "system" coming to save us, just ordinary people mostly playing fairly by convention. When power trumps rule and process, the only bulwark is the willingness of ordinary adults to make extraordinary sacrifice. This is not somebody else's problem.
Transitioning off of Facebook. Social media has deeply fucked our brains and society, but this so far this seems about the least toxic option. If you're connected folks I know who are on here, let me know.
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Transitioning off of Facebook. Social media has deeply fucked our brains and society, but this so far this seems about the least toxic option. If you're connected folks I know who are on here, let me know.