docfarmermaga.bsky.social
@docfarmermaga.bsky.social
Blamed? Maybe not.

Thrown the hell OUT of America? Absolutely.

Our country, not theirs.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Over my dead body.

Signed,
The Reverend-Guru-Rabbi-Lama-High Priest-Imam-Cardinal Doc Farmer
United Church of Bacon

"Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Still laughing... Trump is a Master Troll, but JD Vance is his Padawan Learner. Strong with the snark, is this one...
June 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Good Lord... now STOCK MARKET STATISTICS OVER TIME are labelled "intolerance"?

Hey, Moderators! Grow the f#ck UP already! Your hate-boner for this poster is WAY too obvious here...
April 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Quick question to ‪@moderation.bsky.app‬ -- when, exactly, did killers, rapists, drug dealers, child abusers and sex traffickers become a "protected group"?

Please, enlighten us...
April 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Thing is, they actually DID get "due process" - but only that part of the process that applies to NON-CITIZENS.

Leftists always seem to ignore that part...
April 10, 2025 at 10:48 AM
They're still saying that Trump "caved" or "walked back" the tariffs. Idiots don't understand high-stakes negotiations. Read "Art of the Deal", Leftists. You'll still LIE about Trump, but with any luck at all 1) you'll learn something and 2) you'll finally be ashamed of yourselves...
April 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Damn straight, Sparky!
April 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Looks like they're calling you "intolerant" again.

I'm beginning to think *anything* you post here gets that label. You must have a cadre of leftists hanging on your every word and just labeling you for fun.

Must be a shallow, empty life for them...
April 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Well, perhaps they should switch to decaf.

Along with switching to reality, sanity, common sense...
April 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Okay, your post was marked "Intolerance"...

So, making factual statements about government agencies is intolerance?

Besides, last I checked, THEY are supposed to work for US!

Not the other way around...
March 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Well, it's no wonder, he just had stake for dinner...
March 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Does this website have a bad joke gefilte I can install?

Oy... 🤣
March 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You're you.

That's not exactly a bad thing...
March 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Wait... I thought the PACKAGE was the single serving... 😮‍
March 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
So, Anne Murray is the Spring?
March 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Huzzah! Thanks for that!
March 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Is this also available in Android?
March 9, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Tip from a Java Junkie...

Clean your coffee maker basket with a couple effervescent denture cleaning tablets. Put the basket over a measuring cup for support, then fill with very hot water and two tablets. Might need to do twice the first time 'round.

Not a joke, I know, just something that works
February 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
How does it sound? Hmmm... it leaves me cold.
February 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I might have a problem taking a stroll to Hawai'i...

Oh, wait, there's that bridge from San Diego to Honolulu, ain't there?

[when we were kids, my sister convinced her schoolmates that there actually WAS such a bridge!]
February 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
She just doesn't know when to shut the [insert favorite vulgarity here] up, or sit the [insert second favorite vulgarity here] down.

She's like an actual clown - creepy and dangerous.
February 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hey, they're good, but even they can't do THAT kind of miracle... 😱
February 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Just a guess here, but I'm thinkin' Shaggy wasn't using that to hold "Scoobie Snacks"... 🚬

Just sayin'.
February 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Not "proof", I trust... 🥃
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM