@docchrisnagel.bsky.social
Honorary Cat, Disabled, Once + Future Cyclist, Aspiring Slut, Doctor of Philosophy, Sometime Poet + Limerickist, Often Dissociated, Depressed, & Hyper-Vigilant
On the familiar theme, "I think I used to date them."
To this world you're a figure of fright,
A demon of chaos, madness, and spite.
You threw my life upside down
With every smile, every frown.
Oh please, darling, may I see you tonight?
To this world you're a figure of fright,
A demon of chaos, madness, and spite.
You threw my life upside down
With every smile, every frown.
Oh please, darling, may I see you tonight?
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
On the familiar theme, "I think I used to date them."
To this world you're a figure of fright,
A demon of chaos, madness, and spite.
You threw my life upside down
With every smile, every frown.
Oh please, darling, may I see you tonight?
To this world you're a figure of fright,
A demon of chaos, madness, and spite.
You threw my life upside down
With every smile, every frown.
Oh please, darling, may I see you tonight?
I know that some people like sneezing.
To them, these expulsions are pleasing.
But everyone knows,
when it comes to my nose,
I'd far rather my tits were freezing.
To them, these expulsions are pleasing.
But everyone knows,
when it comes to my nose,
I'd far rather my tits were freezing.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I know that some people like sneezing.
To them, these expulsions are pleasing.
But everyone knows,
when it comes to my nose,
I'd far rather my tits were freezing.
To them, these expulsions are pleasing.
But everyone knows,
when it comes to my nose,
I'd far rather my tits were freezing.
My brain, under a constant barrage
of hypervigilant sabotage,
flashbacks obtrusive
and thoughts intrusive--
it all makes an excellent montage.
of hypervigilant sabotage,
flashbacks obtrusive
and thoughts intrusive--
it all makes an excellent montage.
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My brain, under a constant barrage
of hypervigilant sabotage,
flashbacks obtrusive
and thoughts intrusive--
it all makes an excellent montage.
of hypervigilant sabotage,
flashbacks obtrusive
and thoughts intrusive--
it all makes an excellent montage.
The insurance of my subscription
Won't pay for my doctor's prescription.
At my health to risk hazard
to enrich wealthy bastards,
my anger defies all description.
Won't pay for my doctor's prescription.
At my health to risk hazard
to enrich wealthy bastards,
my anger defies all description.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The insurance of my subscription
Won't pay for my doctor's prescription.
At my health to risk hazard
to enrich wealthy bastards,
my anger defies all description.
Won't pay for my doctor's prescription.
At my health to risk hazard
to enrich wealthy bastards,
my anger defies all description.
Though their knowledge of cooking is murky,
Today many test it on turkey.
They'll consult chefs and wizards
On breasts, wings, and gizzards.
Just roast - there's no need to get quirky.
Today many test it on turkey.
They'll consult chefs and wizards
On breasts, wings, and gizzards.
Just roast - there's no need to get quirky.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Though their knowledge of cooking is murky,
Today many test it on turkey.
They'll consult chefs and wizards
On breasts, wings, and gizzards.
Just roast - there's no need to get quirky.
Today many test it on turkey.
They'll consult chefs and wizards
On breasts, wings, and gizzards.
Just roast - there's no need to get quirky.
I continue to maintain radical ties from the 1990s.
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I continue to maintain radical ties from the 1990s.
Isn’t it about time Jason Manford got his own (probably ITV) sitcom in which he stars as proprietor of a junkyard, along with maybe Rhys Jones as his heir, whom he refers to as “Dummy”?
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Isn’t it about time Jason Manford got his own (probably ITV) sitcom in which he stars as proprietor of a junkyard, along with maybe Rhys Jones as his heir, whom he refers to as “Dummy”?
Fireworks echo militarized killing, as if it needed further celebration, as if it needed further repetition, as if it needed further legitimation. Congress voted to turn immigration cops into the US Gestapo, and everywhere there’s fireworks.
July 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Fireworks echo militarized killing, as if it needed further celebration, as if it needed further repetition, as if it needed further legitimation. Congress voted to turn immigration cops into the US Gestapo, and everywhere there’s fireworks.
My summer reading list includes Finnegans Wake, To the Lighthouse, Cruising Utopia, and several other books that can’t possibly exist.
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My summer reading list includes Finnegans Wake, To the Lighthouse, Cruising Utopia, and several other books that can’t possibly exist.
Reposted
US Envoys arrived today and are pleading with our leaders to refrain from imposing retaliatory tariffs. We initially denied their pleas until their ambassador returned wearing a suit and thanked us for existing.
April 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
US Envoys arrived today and are pleading with our leaders to refrain from imposing retaliatory tariffs. We initially denied their pleas until their ambassador returned wearing a suit and thanked us for existing.
9 April
Today's unholiday is
Tonsilmas
Today's unholiday is
Tonsilmas
April 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
9 April
Today's unholiday is
Tonsilmas
Today's unholiday is
Tonsilmas
31 March
Today's unholiday is
Feast Day of Bob
Today's unholiday is
Feast Day of Bob
March 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
31 March
Today's unholiday is
Feast Day of Bob
Today's unholiday is
Feast Day of Bob
Reposted
"Seemingly gleeful cruelty has been a hallmark of DOGE’s operations...It's hard to escape the sense that DOGE staffers are actually enjoying this. And why not? We’re mostly talking about poorly socialized young men suddenly given the power to ruin other people’s lives..."
Paul Krugman
Paul Krugman
March 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Seemingly gleeful cruelty has been a hallmark of DOGE’s operations...It's hard to escape the sense that DOGE staffers are actually enjoying this. And why not? We’re mostly talking about poorly socialized young men suddenly given the power to ruin other people’s lives..."
Paul Krugman
Paul Krugman
30 March
Today's unholiday is
Splaturday
Today's unholiday is
Splaturday
March 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
30 March
Today's unholiday is
Splaturday
Today's unholiday is
Splaturday
26 March
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Misplaced Priorities
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Misplaced Priorities
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
26 March
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Misplaced Priorities
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Misplaced Priorities
25 March
Today's unholiday is
Scrapple Monday
Today's unholiday is
Scrapple Monday
March 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
25 March
Today's unholiday is
Scrapple Monday
Today's unholiday is
Scrapple Monday
24 March
Today's unholiday is
Facepalm Sunday
Today's unholiday is
Facepalm Sunday
March 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
24 March
Today's unholiday is
Facepalm Sunday
Today's unholiday is
Facepalm Sunday
Reposted
This is incredibly alarming.
Canadian 'American Pie' Star Speaks Out After She Was Detained By ICE For 12 Days
This is very alarming.
www.comicsands.com
March 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is incredibly alarming.
23 March
Today's unholiday is
Another Think/Thing
Today's unholiday is
Another Think/Thing
March 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
23 March
Today's unholiday is
Another Think/Thing
Today's unholiday is
Another Think/Thing
22 March
Today's unholiday is
Solemnity of 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘵.
Having the nagging feeling all day that she had left her oven on, when they got home, Gloria discovered that in fact she had. But all was well.
Today's unholiday is
Solemnity of 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘵.
Having the nagging feeling all day that she had left her oven on, when they got home, Gloria discovered that in fact she had. But all was well.
March 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
22 March
Today's unholiday is
Solemnity of 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘵.
Having the nagging feeling all day that she had left her oven on, when they got home, Gloria discovered that in fact she had. But all was well.
Today's unholiday is
Solemnity of 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘶𝘮 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘵.
Having the nagging feeling all day that she had left her oven on, when they got home, Gloria discovered that in fact she had. But all was well.
18 March
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Brief Moment of Respite
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Brief Moment of Respite
March 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
18 March
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Brief Moment of Respite
Today's unholiday is
Festival of Brief Moment of Respite
No one in my life right now takes this role, which is a shame, because I’d love to say to somebody:
“Wow, you sure can be a mother hen, when you’re concerned one of your ducklings has strayed too close to the hangman’s noose.”
“Wow, you sure can be a mother hen, when you’re concerned one of your ducklings has strayed too close to the hangman’s noose.”
March 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
No one in my life right now takes this role, which is a shame, because I’d love to say to somebody:
“Wow, you sure can be a mother hen, when you’re concerned one of your ducklings has strayed too close to the hangman’s noose.”
“Wow, you sure can be a mother hen, when you’re concerned one of your ducklings has strayed too close to the hangman’s noose.”
One of those days.
I shall now do the responsible thing and read Beckett in bed.
I shall now do the responsible thing and read Beckett in bed.
March 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
One of those days.
I shall now do the responsible thing and read Beckett in bed.
I shall now do the responsible thing and read Beckett in bed.
I like my coffee like…
I like my sex: dark, roasty, and in a mug.
I like my sex: dark, roasty, and in a mug.
February 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I like my coffee like…
I like my sex: dark, roasty, and in a mug.
I like my sex: dark, roasty, and in a mug.